What is this, a knife for ants??

What is this, a knife for ants??

He has a “Larry the Cable Guy” quality to him, doesn’t he?

She looks hella like Emma Stone now, right?

Big ups to Regina King!!

Are we sure he isn’t just really bad at “dabbing”?

Jasmine rice? Really?

If you’re going to try to hide Magary’s identity, pick a better pseudonym than “Drewlen”...

I believe Hugs and filled Kisses are made differently (from molds) as opposed to original Kisses which are made in a way that should have tip.

I believe Hugs and the Almond kisses come out of molds, and so will NEVER have tips.

Schoolie McSchoolface has my vote!

life expectancy

Also from Wikipedia for Homosapiens: “By comparison, contemporary national averages range between 158 to 184 cm (62 to 72 in) in males and 147 to 172 cm (58 to 68 in) in female”

All of Cleveland should be incredibly proud that the Browns didn’t make this list.

According to Takeout editor Kevin Pang, “Like chicken.”

Simpsons did it.

Davidson turns to the camera and says “0 for 3,”

The slow cooking keeps them from getting scorched or glommy

Trollololol....

No.

No, Wisconsin isn’t on the list because most of the drinking happens at home, where drinking 4 beers costs the same as drinking one at the bar.