According to CNBC, Greenberg had been in talks with Walmart to develop a streaming-video service “aimed at Middle America.” But when that deal fell through, Greenberg pitched a similar idea to Costco. Costco has thus far been mum on the topic.

The only person who saw all this coming was Tony Romo. 

Above: “Of course, we don’t suggest you throw away still-usable food, like cans and boxes pre-expiration date. Better to take them to a donation feed pantry, where they will actually do some good, instead of sitting on your shelf for all eternity.”

Have a (five-pointed) star.

We’re getting into a gray area here.

Gregg was blindsided by the news.

I'm shocked there were people on Twitter pissed off about something.

Schiano is leaving?  How can they have a staph without Schiano?

Obligatory:

Is Ingram the one that looks underfed?

Sounds like he just had a Sr. moment.

So buy some cheap butter and get to.

Yes, you, a single person who went to this place occasionally put this place on the map, all by yourself, because your level of influence is just that monumental. Also you’re right, they’re rejecting your child specifically - it is a slap in the face to you! Also, you and your child are the most important people in…

Starting the doubt the “we Asians” part after you included butter in your instructions. Maybe “we Americans who may or may not have ancestral roots in Asia”?

guess you forgot to invite me to that meeting, The Last Jedi is the most fun I’ve had with a Star Wars movie since the original trilogy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“Bet she wishes she had a closet to hide in now.”

I think you solved the “What happened to Drew?” mystery.

It’s ok, I’m sure he’ll get signed by the Redskins after they cut him.

Always memory truthers

Curious if he took this much care to explain shortcomings to Kyrie Irving, would they both still be in Cleveland? No. Cleveland still sucks.