Read up on it for yourself: https://www.acog.org/Patients/FAQs/Cervical-Cancer-Screening#often

Pe-nis Man, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.

Why would you buy anything, anywhere, other than Costco? Everything I have on today except my bra came from there.

They don’t teach law already?

WikiLeaks is a hostile foreign intelligence service and Chelsea Manning knowingly provided them with classified military information. And now she refuses to further testify in the case against Julian Assange, who worked with Russian hackers to disrupt the 2016 US election and help Donald Trump become President.

I’ve always been told that if you aren’t pooping at work, you are leaving money on the table.  

I drink mostly tea at home and keep my tea gear clean, but only black coffee at work and literally only clean mug once a year.

They must have different beliefs on assisted suicide than we do in the States.

“are considered desirable in the ZJ community” -In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king.

Hey! Those suitcases filled with drugs that they showed us in school were pretty cool.

I never knew there was leftover charcuterie.

Oh, that’s not the last thing. Just ask any ER nurse.

You mean I get to experience a TSA checkpoint AND pay higher airport prices?

Stick to shorts!

Just came to say Drew Magary’s new columns are at Vice now...

8 or 9pm.. depending how dark it was.

I feel like venture capitalists would consider theft a sport, right?

I too made a lot of shitty decisions as a 19 year-old.