Edit:joke was already done in the grays

The Chernobyl comparison in the headline is apt when mentioning the ball(s) being small.

+1 trying your best but not succeeding 

For me, no. I had some yesterday for lunch and it tasted like the steak, just cut into strips instead of chunks. I might try it one more time, but I’ll otherwise stick to carnitas when I go for “Mexican“ at Chipotle.

After reading that post, I thought “now here’s the guy who plans on doing an Ortho track”.

Creme Fraiche is made much the same way; I use 2 tbsp of buttermilk per quart of heavy cream. I keep it by the stove for 24+ hours then chill. We typically buy organic sour cream so it is cheaper for us (3.99 vs 5.99). The biggest advantage is cooking with it. Since you’re using heavy cream, the fat is 35-40% in the…

“We leave off the last ‘S’ for Satan!”

You’re on point! I love this band. Their performance on Letterman is a go-to for me when I need some cathartic dancing release.

Hearing people with that Bawlmer drawl say “I live up off Puh-doan-ya Row-d, hon” will never, ever get old for me. I miss working in Baltimore so much.

“Mistake by the Lake(rs)”

Did she call it a sandwich? Ignorance is no excuse for the Unwritten Rules™️ of edible projectiles.

“He’s Swaggy P, he’s the basketball clown, he loves cocaine...I’m afraid that’s all we know.”

The ground was probably insult to injury; the head-to-head contact looks like the Iranian player’s head came right into contact with his left temporal area, which is one of the thinnest areas of skull. He rag-dolled after the contact so probably had no idea he was headed to the ground. One can tell with the way his…

I meant “shock trauma hospital”. Don’t know why Kinja won’t allow my edit.

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I’m so glad this picture was found. All I could hear in his voice was “I want to hug my dad” when the different networks were interviewing him about his family.

The cherry on top was some Caps fan in Vegas calling out Wilbon during some B-roll footage outside T-mobile arena. I didn’t know my night could get better!

I actually feel a little bad for Fleury, due to the way the Caps continue to take advantage of VGK defensive lapses leading to him being in untenable situations.

Since 1985, motherfuckers! I still smart at the fact that they changed from Hebrew National to the Kirkland Signature ones at my local Costco. Not the same ratio of salt to lips and assholes. Still though, 6 quarters!

Especially against the NY Rangers-South Edition™️