Agreed, but in this case if you yourself are sick at home, it might be best to let someone else do your shopping somehow so you don’t expose people.

The hair growing on the palms of your hands will require more time washing

George Costanza recommends Glamour.

First coronavirus, now blindness.

An argument between two vegans is not called a beef. It’s just two people with bad tempehs.

I’m not sure why we need an adjective; they’re just garden-variety protestors.

I actually know a different vegan joke:

If you meet a vegan in a crossfit gym, what do they tell you about first?

Timberlake should have kept his dick in a box.

by the time they found him he was just carry on

Shown the video by investigators, Boone agreed that it looked “bad.”

I quit cold turkey. Hot/warm or GTFO.

midwinter.... blues? I’m supposed to hate this?

Yeah, this crumbs in bed thing seems like the setup on a late night infomercial where they sell you a solution for something that’s not really a problem. Just don’t eat in bed.

Yeah, this crumbs in bed thing seems like the setup on a late night infomercial where they sell you a solution for…

Yep, in out house, food is only allowed in the kitchen and dining room. I’m not cleaning up food messes anywhere else. I openly laugh at parents who have ant problems in their kids rooms.

Yep, in out house, food is only allowed in the kitchen and dining room. I’m not cleaning up food messes anywhere…

I know it’s hard to believe, but they make these things called tables, specifically for eating. Not only are they easy to eat on, but they are easy to clean afterward. They even have covers you can buy for them making the process even easier.

I know it’s hard to believe, but they make these things called tables, specifically for eating. Not only are they…

Opinions are like buttholes, and yours stinks.

That comment is golden.

No. Highschool sports can be a healthy outlet for a lot of kids and after school activities have been shown to have major benefits for kids, parents and communities.