He was in poor health at 93 years old and Cinder took full advantage, gaining quite a bit of weight (as you can see!)

I’m amazed this is a thing.  How much does inpatient fat cat rehabilitation cost?

A Red Sox fan criticizing another team’s fanbase would be like if Arby’s started doing restaurant reviews.

Some thoughts:

So I am speaking from long experience when I say that the Washington bandwagon is very likely to be the most insufferable one ever to come rolling down the pike.

Shoot, go the other way (west) and it gets ridiculously cold during winter. Go up into Cumberland or Frostburg and it’s pretty darn cold.

Balderdash! The one true Big Tuna is Bill got-damn Parcells.

Say what you will about the music, but Billy Joel is a fucking genius. He hasn’t released an album since 1993, so he has no embarrassing late career stuff for people to hate (I’m ignoring the weird classical album, which is still nearly 20 years old). He plays approximately 10 shows a year, all a designated drive from…

I’m going to make a movie just like Yesterday where a guy wakes up and suddenly nobody but him remembers Steely Dan, and it will be a documentary about my life.

Maryland’s average low temperature in Nov (43 degrees), Dec (33 degrees), Jan (29 degrees), Feb (31 degrees), March (39 degrees).

I like to take the dog out to shit in my man clogs.

“Look at how tightly they’re holding on to him! I don’t understand how this is OK and Roberto Osuna’s conduct is not.”

Way to embrace your inner Dad.

After all those years keeping Stephen in bubble wrap, the Nats finally determined that the best packing material is two warm teammates.

I completely disagree, the last thing baseball needs is a scandal involving performance enhancing hugs.

Immediate solution: tape a phone with GPS to the puck and use Google Maps to determine where it is. This plan is without flaw.

Yes, I really like some roast donkey. One of the smoked meats I sell is donkey meat.

Police described the video operation, which recorded five women’s teams visiting the small Christian school

I’m not saying make your own sauce! I’m just saying that simply using better ingredients makes a HUGE difference in the quality, more so in Italian food than most other cuisines.

Caity Weaver made a convincing case that the best all you can eat experience was spending 14 hours eating mozarella sticks at TGI Fridays: