1. There should be more hurricanes.

Anyone who did proper scouting on Lamar knew his limp-wristed throwing style was going to translate to the NFL.

Don’t believe everything you read about the TSA on the Internet. The LONGEST it has taken me to get through security in the past five years is 30 minutes, and it is usually under 5. The 30 minutes was because one bag scanner at that checkpoint broke, so they had to funnel everyone through one line. All over the…

Rivers brought all of his kids to the game.

I hate double standards. If he had horribly broken his ankle, they would have shown it twenty times, zooming in more each time, going in slower and slower motion. But expect the same in a case like this, and it’s “unseemly” and “creepy” and “Sir, please stop calling us in the booth and how did you get this number,…

Joe Burrow Scouting Report

That was a real half-assed tackle.

Sheaux Tigers!

Reading Yankee fans on Twitter? Was the cheese grater on your junk not getting it done?

I’m willing to sign onto a take that says the Yankees are lazy bastards, but those short infrequent bursts of sprinting make this type of injury more likely, not less.

I really wish they’d do more single/double issue forums on top of these debates, particularly one focused on non-white Americans. Talk about that bullshit use of Asian American students against affirmative action, about the school to prison pipeline, about the rate of police-sanctioned deaths and hate crimes, about…

Sabathia is the second-greatest midseason rental of all time.

Tough but fair. 

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

“It wasn’t nobody from my team.”

Or the Toronto Maple Leafs: 1967-Present.

“Always remember, hockey is not about winning, it’s always about fun.”

Being the browns from a few years ago implies you’re only a few years away from starting the season 2-4 and frankly that’s a pretty high bar to clear at this point

I’m a Washington fan—and maybe this is just where I am in my fandom right now—but I think I would actually enjoy seeing Shanahan (or McVay) crush this team.

I think I’d like it if we focused on needing fewer of them, because young people are getting comprehensive sex ed and practicing safe sex as a result, not because we shouldn’t be getting them. I guess that is kind of what they were saying? But I don’t think access should be limited in any way, shape, or form.