From Reddit:

It’s an escape from reality on Sunday and Monday for several million people. Whether it’s good or not, I have no specific opinion. But that’s the answer. Some people read; some people do the crossword; some people dress up like ancient knights and fight with plastic swords while hopped up on Sudafed and ambien. It’s…

It’s like I’ve always said: if you eat a stranger’s ass in the parking lot before the game, your mouth will probably taste like ass afterwards.

I am not wrong here.

“The Clippers?  Why would they be playing against New England?” 

I always think its the Clippers 

Enniskerry are the first team in recent memory to win their league championship and still drop down a level.

The new color rush uniforms are weird

He pitched so well in game 3 of the DS that I was pissed when they took him out. I was happy to see him on the mound again and he pitched even better.

My favorite thing about this is that when Ortiz says “They might think it’s cheating” it very much sounds like he’s saying “They might think it’s shitty.”

Glasnow picked the worst possible time to adopt glasnost.

I do kind of empathize with Jamil here. Like her I’m working my way backwards through history and my “Willy Brandt’s handling of the Guillame scandal cemented his place as Germany’s worst ever Chancellor” tweet isn’t holding up as well as I’d hoped. 

You know who hasn’t been friends with Aaron Rodgers unlike Ellen? Aaron Rodgers family.

I fully expect multiple Deadspin headlines this year that feature some combination of the words “Zion” “slam” and “to hell.”

I just want to know where the guy in the leopard-print tracksuit bought it, and if they’re stocked in my size.

Claressa Can't Explain It All

This is the exact line I used when I asked my wife to marry me.

......And he’s objectively the best option, at least right this moment.

when the Flinstone’s movie came out...and I jumped in my car