I knew that comment would have a swift and severe backsplash.

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

Sheesh, you make one little typo and get eternally flamed.

“I wish it was Sunday, because that’s my fun day.”
- Not the Bengals

I wouldn't want to be at practice tomorrow. It'll probably be a Manic Monday.

ANOTHER Plumlee?

I always laugh when colleges or professional teams say “their investigative team” like they have Columbo locked in their closet and they let him out just for times like this.

sorry for your shitty X Men power 

“This young Guerrero Jr. is a star in the making, and Canadians have adopted them as their own. I propose we find an appropriate way to honor him, and I have a few ideas.”

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

His lawyer was included on that group text So under the Latin legal concept of ipso facto doofus delicti, that means he’s immune from being charged and has to get 16 targets each week from Tom Brady (who must now invite Brown to have dinner at Brady’s home once a week for life). The law works in mysterious ways.

Skip the alligator in the gumbo, Drew. It’s meh. Just make sure they load it up with andouille sausage. And don’t spare the Tony Chachere’s.

Med10crity

You’re close, but I think id10t is a better fit here.

In his most memorable game against the producer of LA Law and Hill Street Blues and his dogs, he famously choked away an easy win.

Bruce plans on rolling balls along his backyard with some of his pals.

The ironic thing about base-2 advocates is that many of them never get there.

Bruce has been a good soldier of baseball for many years. Many years as backup catcher with the Padres, and longtime manager of the Padres and Giants. I will sure he will be happy about his retirement. I am often curious what happens when a sports figure retires. Many of time, they get behind the broadcast booth or…

When he gets to 2048, all the base-2 advocates can celebrate.

Tessa has Virtue but Scott wants Moir.