Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really.”

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really,” per the court record.

They get their license after causing an accident.

Top drawer ;)

That’s OK. It happens to a lot of bull semen factories. 

VIRGINIA IS TWICE THE STATE (commonwealth) THAT STUPID FUCKING NORTH CAROLINA COULD EVER BE!

Your statement vis-a-vis Live checks out.  

Driving to Wisconsin from Illinois is exciting because Wisconsin is a fun state to visit for a weekend. There’s lakes, binge drinking, CHEEEESE, all the things you could really need to take a break from IL. Take the skyway into Indiana and see if you feel that same excitement...cause guess what, you don’t. You’re…

Khmer for these comments.

If Ben wants to fuck off to Cambodia forever, that would be Phnompenhal.

Maybe Ben can pack a wife and finally take that holiday in Cambodia.

Still the star of my favorite “This is Sportscenter” commercial, where he keeps pulling out rings at the metal detector in front of an increasingly annoyed Jim Kelly.

“Might he be...46 years old? Some of those things are more fixable than others.”

Amateurs.

How does a blog about the Washington RB situation written by Chris Thompson not mention Washington RB Chris Thompson?

At least you flushed something.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

This man is 23 and yet could conceivably be a brother of Jim Tomsula.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.