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Dwight’s greatest contribution as a Laker might have been this gif:

You’ve highlighted a bigger issue.

Plus, you’re definitely going to be listening to Wilson as the hot-hitting analyst on Monday Night Football games for the rest of your life when he retires in 15 years.

ARod. ARod and Russ are both seen as having fake personalities, very plastic. Both have won one championship but are still seen as divisive forces on their teams. Neither one is really a bad guy, just stiff and insecure.

And The Twelves still don’t know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. 

He somehow looks like Bobby Hill and Cotton Hill.

Looking forward to the hot mic that captured Sisco’s Dong Song

His advice: Get a federal permit to kill one of the vultures, then hang it in a tree or other spot where other vultures can see it for miles around.

Wow. Usually it is their major league affiliate doing all the choking.

Pretty fucking ignorant to call all Muslims, the inventors of innumerable important mathematic equations and developers of all sorts of important advances in medicine, astronomy, and natural sciences, “anti-science." You clown.

That duck had better be wearing a diaper, because ducks only do three things: eat, shit, and taste great on Thanksgiving.

Wrong.  He wasn’t sitting on a burning couch.

Those lines are black.

“Officers are advised to be on the lookout for a vehicle with Connecticut plates, 'Y-E-A-H J-E-E-P-S'"

Of course Cashman supports law enforcement. Ever notice all those thin blue lines on Yankee jerseys?

Have you seen this? It’s a classic.

Fitting that the Philly enforcer in orange and black ended his fight by yanking his opponent’s jersey over his head.

Do they still make Push Ups? That’s my favorite.

Get ‘em both on Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me, and they’ll really have something.

Whoa, Charlie, my favorite political writer, on Deadspin?  Is this going to become a regular thing like Ratto?  Can we get a Ratto & Pierce podcast going?  I’m excited by the possibilities.