They’re watching Brewers broadcasts. They’re already insane.

I think it’s like a St. Louis-style bagel.

And I would do ANY THING FOR LOVE...oh I would do anything for love...but I won’t douthat....no I won’t douthat 

Thalidomide.

Wasn’t Jia also the one who wrote a column of how to smuggle drugs onto your plane to go home from vacation?  And then doubled-down when people pointed out how dangerous that was for some people and in some locations?

Get the cups pixelated and it’ll be fine.

@RobbieAmell is outside pumping up a football

This is that Uncle that gets drunk at the BBQ and starts challenging all the “youngins” at one on one because he can still “take them to school”.

The blue of the jersey is perfect.  He looks like Papa Smurf.

HR works for management to protect the company. The sooner people realize this, the sooner you will understand the true role of your HR deparment.

It would have been a lot more watchable with Jim Ross running the show!

This joke would have been better if you’d hadn’t explained it. As it stands, it’s sorta

Reading this article is probably the happiest I’ll be during this Lions season. Imagine being the fan of a franchise and the happiest you know you’ll be during the entire football season is reading a Drew Magary piece in freakin’ July.

“Hold my teeth": for when "hold my beer" just isn't enough.

I used to know this dude, a recovering crack addict, but still for whatever reason, hung out at bars. One night there was a ruckus starting, and he was in the middle of it. Despite his past transgressions, he wasn’t a bad guy and we got along. As I was trying to pull him away, he looked at me, dead in the eye and said…

The only option left is for it to be litigated in the Deadspin comments section

I think that WaPo article should be required reading for everyone.

Buddy, I can call Ty Cobb anything I want cause that dead mother fucker isn’t gonna do a god damn thing to stop me. He wouldn’t drive on roads paved by the Chinese. He hit Guatemalans with tire irons for fun. He tucked his weiner back at least twice a day because it made him feel alive.

Vladimir:

George is getting bulk discounts!!!