About time someone stood up for the umpires.

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Florida child.

My brother in law is a Jets fan.  Talk about a guy who makes poor life choices. 

Implants have a tendency to flip over or rotate in the pocket for some people, so the thinking is that if there is texture on the implant itself, the tissue regrowing in the area after implantation will have something to better “grip” on to and these issues won’t occur. But this cancer occurs when that regrowing…

it probably wouldnt have made a difference. by the time you’re having severe nv and they see signs of a subdural and they’re putting you in a coma, the main decision is do they decompress or not. we arent privy to those details. regardless of if they did not, the outcome is going to be very poor. 

Not a single mention of Steve Alford’s children getting a free bench seat to every UCLA basketball game?

Really burnishes his record of 2-time MVP, 8-time First Team defense, 7-time Second-Team defense, 3-time college Defensive Player of the year, to find out he accomplished all of that while actually coaching his opponents on how to play better against him. Damn.

This is like when Gary started in the office and asked me for some help:

I liked in Phil’s “The Last Season” that he summed up Duncan’s attitude contrasting to his own stars as such: Duncan would complain about fouls called on any teammate, Shaq and Kobe would only bitch about calls that they were whistled for.

Must be great being a Marlins fan.

Fun fact: Ian Mahinmi used a similar photoshop method to get a $64 million contract from Ernie Grunfeld.

Drake used a similar method to get his courtside seats in Toronto. He just had his $750,000 sex watch say “I want to caress your floor seats”.

Or you know, you could just go to Wegmans.

They’re too busy helping each other spell their state.

I’m really glad your political science degree is finally coming in handy.

You know, Boonie is on to something here. For as Rousseau said in his Discourse on Inequality, “In fact, the real source of all those differences, is that the savage lives within himself, whereas the citizen, constantly beside himself, knows only how to live in the opinion of others.” That is, in “the box” the batter…

There. That oughta get the squirrels out of the attic.

Porn is really ruining the Male perspective on how to treat the box.

Boone may think his players are savage in the box, but they appear to be real beasts going solo.

What is Gardner doing with that bat? A True Yankee™ like Paul O’Neill would’ve unleashed that bat on two water coolers and four helmets by then.