If Fin du Monde is only a dollar or two more than your normal beer you’d be a fool not to drink it. Mostly because it’s one of the best beers on the planet but it’s also, like, 11% ABV and does not taste like it.

At least one employee complained to legislators about his obsession

At least one employee complained to legislators about his obsession.

“I see no changes, wake up in the morning and I ask myself...is life worth living, should I email blast myself?

Nature of the game when you’ve got ambitionz az a wridah.

He was let go because he’s the only guy in Iowa with a personality

incredible.

Not to defend the governor here, but Foxhoven was often described by his colleagues as “Makavelian.”

Nah, he didn’t actually resign, he’s just working remotely from Malaysia.

I am going to say yes, because it was the Washington Nationals.

When you said “Grandmaster caught cheating in the bathroom” my first thoughts were of sympathy towards Mrs. Flash. 

RIP Jim Bouton, Ball Four was an ahead-of-its-time masterpiece that probably literally changed my life, etc...

Dear Penthouse,

The intestinal fortitude you display would never let her ketchup.

I mean, I know Italy isn’t exactly a bastion of western feminism, but the podium girls for the women’s Giro is really just too much.

I recognize that the only way I’d place second in a cycling race is if there are only two people racing, but I do not understand why so many cyclists pull a DeSean Jackson like that. I don’t even finish my McDonald’s fries without watching over my shoulder for my wife to come and steal the big ones I save for last.

Is it patriarchal of I always remember the name Sarabi, but only because of the way Jeremy Irons says it in the movie when he's pissed at her. 

The crowd really went cuckoo for Coco Gauff.

“This is what I was trying to do with the scissors, honest!”