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I kind of wish he had a super heavy Minnesotan accent, and I also kind of wish when he killed Theon he would have looked right at the camera and had asked: “Cold enough for ya?”.

I always remember Dante Calabria on North Carolina because he had the most Italian name ever.

Juan Dixon

I mean, I hate mayo and I’m not a huge fan of eggnog (we’re mulled cider/wine people), but even I’m not going to claim there’s a whole lot of crossover between the two. Even texture-wise they’re different. If your eggnog has any semblance of dijon, lemon juice, and/or vinegar flavors, you’re doing it seriously wrong.

Ignoring that Mars isn’t trying to be Prince at all (he was a Michael Jackson impersonator, FFS)...actually fuck it, I won’t ignore that. Comparing Prince to Mars doesn’t work; the only thing they really have in common is writing songs for other people. Prince was a better overall performer, and definitely the…

Twirl before Zod!

I’m not one to victim blame, but when you choose General Zod as your figure skating partner, you pretty much get what you deserve.

If they want to be considered as a real sport, they're gonna need some CTE.

In the absence of specific health problems requiring specific dietary modifications, all diets are equal.  the best one is the one you can stick to.

A cold start gives time for the fat to render out before the bacon has a chance to burn. When you start the second batch, there's already a layer of fat in the pan.

You need practice, Iverson.

Isn’t this sort of criticism a bit much, I mean, it’s really counter productive. News flash—people generally become more empathetic to causes that are foreign to them when they stop being foreign and become personal.

If your turkey is disappointing, you’re doing it wrong.

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This is the exact thing that doctors fear will happen in response to stories like this, because that kills women and babies at double the rate that hospitals do.

CWG is about that business. When Commuteageddon happened back in 2011, they were the only ones that called it correctly. All the other weather folks were too scared to call for more than an inch or two, but CWG said not to wait because it was going to get bad, and fast. My coworkers thought I was nuts to leave work ear…

All the above techniques have the same negative impact as spanking:

I was just talking about how great the CWG is. They’re solid.

I know salt trucks were out yesterday on 295 and 50 in Maryland. It was reported that all of the roads were pre-treated yesterday.