No, you leave those ones alone because it meant someone had already messed around with those muffins and licked the bottoms.

That dad’s name? Lavar Ballsworthington

The fact that the two male producers you choose to compare Antonoff to are Phil Spector and Dr. Luke seems pretty sleazy and tendentious. If you were looking for names of powerful male producers who have worked with female artists, there are a number you could have picked — Timbaland, Rick Rubin, Babyface — but you…

Y’all Queda?

Virginia should be forced to hang this banner. 

The thesis here seems like a reach. “Nice guy” - who all these female artists choose to work with - is somehow bad because the press gives him credit for his consistently effective work? Or because they ought to be working only with other women?

I don’t. If or when their name gets out, they might will get fired, and they and their family will probably definitely face a ton of harassment.

Nah, they're fine in areas where street space needs to be available to access local businesses. Metering is also fine. 

OK, Donnie Jr., but nobody forgot about your dad’s worst deal—paying $130,000 to rent three cubic inches of Stormy Daniels for seven minutes.

This is an article for an industry only rag because your beef is with your peers.

You got yourself the beginnings of a hit song on the modern country charts there, my friend.

The kid did a great job with the costume. I love it.

Someone should try joyless blogger next.

So we are critiquing a 13 year olds costume that doesn’t appear to be racist or any other -ist?   Doesn’t seem more harmful than the plumber butt crack showing costume. 

Witch costumes piss off wiccans. Pirate costumes piss off amputees. ALF costumes probably piss off Jeff Sessions (that’s his blackface).

Square cut pizza is for rubes who are confused by triangles. 

At least Gawker had charm. Splinter is like hanging out with the freshman who thinks their poly sci lecture is a dialogue. 

Chill, child.

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