Nurse who until recently worked at a large, academic hospital. If you roll in drunk as shit after an assault/car crash/fill-in the human stupidity blank, we are playing over/under on DT-onset and starting AWAS. People there for say, a knee replacement, got a can of Budweiser or Yellowtail Shiraz. Only the best, and…

This must be where Steph got his inspiration.

Maybe she put the Freeze on in the bedroom. Hugh knows? She may Nutt be the one to kiss and tell.

Interesting name for an isthmus. I wonder what the call the canal?

The image of the pope walking around muttering “Fuck LB” under his breath while wearing KD 9 Oreos is wonderful.

I like how the “stud” passed out on Brandy after finishing like some drunk frat guy. Bros: “Horses, dey just like us!”

Don’t you mean Charleston and the hometown of Vanna White? NMB is very proud of that.

My goofy-ass poodle will do the same thing. I kept seeing weird white stuff in her shit that I couldn’t figure out the source was(not like I was dissecting her stool)One day I was walking her and she started ass-dragging after taking a dump, so I made her stop and found the sticky part of a panty liner wrapped around…

I’m gonna need the Based God’s take on this.

Yes. Plus, for Caps fans, watching Forsberg will be the closest we get to watching a Capital win a Cup. Erat-tional, I know.

Ah, ye olde “separate but equal” statute. I can’t think of any case law regarding public schools where a law like this didn’t pass constitutional muster. I’ll have Topeka ‘round a bit, I’m sure I’ll find something.

+1 Creature Power Suit

Fuck Angelos too, for not liking that he wasn’t enough of a “homer”.

This was me 18 months ago. I gave up 10k/year(not near 20%, but still) to reduce my commute from 90 minutes one-way/55 miles to 2.3 miles one-way. Once a new bridge is finished over a major highway separating me from work, I’ll be able to bike in a 25 mph zone door to door. I’m home at 5:10pm instead of 7:30ish so I…

Getting shit stomped by the Pens again after forcing a game 7(like 2009) would be the worst for me. Hell, just getting to the conference finals will be a catharsis like I’ve never had. After game 4, I told my wife that that the Caps will win 5 decisively and drop 6 in OT to some shitty redirection goal, which will be…

Cocainine

Well, ESPN is owned by Disney...

Does this mean we get to clap for him now?

Instead of sudden, harsh change, just go halfway for now: Cleveland Fire Water. Still has racist connotation AND is a part of Cleveland’s history.