NCAA: “There are 380,000 NCAA student-athletes, and most of them will go pro in something other than sports. We’ll be the only pimp, thank you very much”

Golf? Way to enforce that Hot Take stereotype, Tony.

Good to see Draymond paid attention in Rex Kwon Do

He can’t beat Wizards-era Jordan, how is he gonna beat him in his prime? SMH.

Wrong game, but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE give Jordan Bell’s blockfest the JR treatment.

Seeing that his dad never made a stinkface, I’m guessing he didn’t respond to his made shot by crapping his pants.

I don’t feel like scrolling through that at work, but based on that picture, did he expense out his Valtrex?

Hey now, that little sign on the door only ever said “Shirts and shoes required”. It’s not breaking the law if you take it literally, right?

I mean, it’s like you threw it right down the middle for me.

You would be amazed how many young women came to our office from a local GI with a preliminary diagnosis of Crohn’s Disease after seeing them for bloody diarrhea and getting a scope that showed ulcerations.

Ivy League of the South must be a back-handed complement, huh?

But then I have to talk about “down there” and that’s gross!

Captain Chaos: Dereliction of Duty Tour

Shit. One guy might need face surgery because of a ball he had just been holding. Now, another may face surgery for a ball he has been holding.

Ski Patrol dogs are the best dogs!

Landover Mall vs. Bowie Town Center?!? Goddamn gentrification!

Now we know why places charge 50 cents per page for medical records.

Turn the other (ass)cheek and hip check that motherfucker!

FATALITY

Bad Blood led to a Firework in the locker room. Kids these days.