Bull(Bear?)shit! They always hide behind a fence, like any good hobo hiding under your porch.

Dinking and donking his way down the field.

Rebadge it as a Teslarossa.

Dam straight, send him up river.

:(

Bryant’s smile as that final ground ball rolled to him was priceless.

It’s like open gym at the Y with that one guy who dunked 3 times in high school and claims he still has it.

Crawford: “Baylor is moving in a non-compliant trajectory”

+1 Second Round Caps loss

I guess he didn't go to the Nuggets because he didn't want to deal with any more L's.

Ignorance is no excuse for the long leash of the law.

Sorry to be pedantic, but lancing(aka “incision and drainage”) is surgery. It’s(typically) a minor surgical procedure and not always performed by a surgeon.

Nice!(not really). I used to work on the Neurotrauma unit(4th floor). I'm guessing we missed each other by a year or 2.

Did you spend any time in Shock Trauma after your crash?

Arrrrrgh!!!! Stupid Maier-induced PTSD just ruined my weekend.

It’s even better than that!

Fuck. Yes. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Backwards cap dude at 00:20 is! My life is complete.

Read Deadspin

People from Texas have the WORST opinions.