It’s in Southern Maryland, not on the Eastern Shore. Otherwise, yes.

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Inadequate Man?

Barry’s right. Cats are fine, dogs are fine. A cat named dog? A-ok!

“This product is a choking hazard. Please use caution with children under 6, and apparently, over 65.”

I really hope “Nyet, is Patrick” is how he takes his phone calls.

My cat did the same thing to my lacrosse bag in high school, getting my elbow pads and gloves. This happened to be the day before a game on a humid, hot day in late April. I was especially good on ground balls and face-offs that match.

I have the sads too :( A bi-turbo diesel A6 Avant keeps me up at night. I test drove the A6 TDI and the torque was orgasmic. I still love the look of the Allroad but the lack of diesel sucks . I haven't read about the POS part but I had an A4 avant as a service loaner and loved the amount of space.

h/t to our pal Jesus.

Ahhh, very nice. I just remember some guy posted that they have a 1M and I believe they’re a snooze doc too. I love me some wagons as well. I have a diesel hatch, but I’d love a wagon. I’m between the Allroad, 3 series, and v60. We need a bit more space with the kids getting bigger(I’m 6’5 so there isn’t much room…

Is he the dude with the orange 1M?

Alewife. It's 3 blocks from my office and about 6 blocks north of the stadium.

It's butter's margarine.

Zappos. They carry certain types of Sanuk and Reef up to size 17.

I did exactly the opposite this in sixth grade. I showed up in my Dad’s 3-piece suit(growth spurt that summer so I was nearly as tall as him) while everyone else was in t-shirts and shorts(it was late summer/beginning of school year- “welcome back dance”) . The dance was in the cafeteria which was at the end of a long…

That Scott Conant burn about Drew’s Dad Shirt was most excellent.

My wife's hair ties. The cat goes bonkers over them. Oh, and running water from the tap. This is the worst during teeth brushing, because I always wind up with cat hair in my mouth.

Nothing says pizza like a cone biopsy.

I go to BBQ events which are heavily conservative. My buddy wears this shirt and I wear a rainbow apron.

When I found out about our first, I had just walked in the house from work. My wife came down the stairs and had obviously been crying. She looked despondent, so I asked “What’s wrong?” thinking someone was sick in her family or she had something happen at work. As soon as I said that, she burst into tears(of sadness)…