wormlovestacos
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I prefer the "Well! Aren't you special?" approach to other people's ideas unsolicited advice about how I should be raising my children. Stops that uncomfortable conversation in it's tracks!

This guy is obviously not getting any "tiddlywinks" at home.

Booth: You mad, brah?

Otherwise, the smell of marijuana was in the air of whatever conference room this was dreamed up in.

In the gif, he looks like 4 year-old who can't decide what he wants from the ice cream man.

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Ahhh, good ole WVU. The Regents Garage right off of Stadium Drive used to be a visitor garage(I don't know if it still is). As we left Byrd, they would stand on the top level and rain batteries and beer cans/bottles down on us from 4 stories up. Sports!

What does the Fuck say?

+298*

Also! Tennis Balls as dryer aids. Jolie will be so proud of me.

That's also why I enjoy Mike Gminski and Len Elmore.

Don't forget about Jay Williams(I went to Maryland).

*That said, it's not like I'm going stop my husband from going down on me if he particularly likes whatever I make for dinner.

"The interview, which author Amy Wallace conducted with life coach and fellow passenger Patricia Mitchell is harrowing. While I initially wrote that as joke"

Throwing context to the wind, who is having unprotected sex at the target end of a firing range?!?! Did they think everyone was shooting blanks?

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I love "8-bit ass". I imagine it's old white man ass, or for a visual representation this:

She better get that goddamn pony for her agent bonus. Fuck American Girl dolls.

It's also why you should get one of those washable diaper bags that are layered to hold in the smell. Also, wash the diapers every few days to keep them from getting fetid. You just dump the whole thing into the washer with the bag inside out. Worked great for me!

Sulaimon: Come on man, take the test.