Considering that Washington is considered the “Hollywood for ugly people” then yes, by the metric of comparing him to other politicians he would be considered attractive.  People say the same thing about Buttigieg even though in the real world he looks like a ventriloquist dummy come to life.

If they’ve got a receipt, you must acquit.

You let one get away, you gotta crack down...

MTA really didn’t need any help on that front...they generally do it to themselves.

Alabama: the state where you sit down and explain to the 12-year old girl who is pregnant with her uncle/rapist’s baby that she can’t watch a cartoon depicting a gay wedding between a rat and an aardvark . . . because it is beastly.

Lay on the accelerator until the corner, drift, bounce off the car sensibly taking the turn, take the lead.

This is precisely how every one of my races start in Forza.

More publicly available alcohol?

Thanks for writing this, Prachi.

That would be amazing! I really hope so.

What!??!!

You are an odd fellow, Seymour, but I must say, you steam a good ham.

Came for the steamed hams reference, was not disappointed.

Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year! At this time of day! In this part of the country! Localised entirely within your kitchen?

Steamed sliders, eh?

To me he’s now the Vegan bassist in Scott Pilgrim.

This is indisputable. 

She'll spell her new address DANBVRY.