64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

Jeeesus fucking Christ. Nuke this shit from orbit

or maybe trying really hard to repress her inner homosexuality

“...Becky...but it’s just so....BLACK!”

Also, she’s a terrible writer.

Lesbians can be around women in leggings or short skirts and not turn into rape monsters. Maybe the problem isn’t the leggings or the skirts?

Denim, rivets and pockets are like garlic and vampires to a lecherous male. I say this from experience as my wife has been trying to make overalls a thing recently.

Blackly Naked Rear Ends is my current favorite college band.

I mean, this makes me wonder what level of cover-up would be appropriate, because all rear ends are naked underneath whatever is covering them. My jeans are thicker than leggings but also sometimes just as tight, so...? 

that mum is hella gay.

i used to call them hostess pants for years and didn’t find out they were called leggings until later. i had only ever seen them worn by hostesses at restaurants. i always assumed they were part of the uniform the restaurant made them wear as i never saw them anywhere else.

yeah the breathless description of the lust these leggings cause...this leads me to believe that mom is having a hard time keeping her boner in check.  Kudos to her boys though for having the respect not to make any comment afterward.  Maybe they have something to teach their mom!

Someone get this bitch a vibrator STAT!

“blackly naked rear ends” what in the holy hell

But how did Dawson and Booker wind up dating?

“...I had to get up the courage to walk up to her and ask her for her phone number.”

It’s nice to know that the pleasant experience of shopping at a Westfield Mall is an intercontinental one.

Or it could be a perfect opportunity to gaze into the rotten core of our soul as a nation and do something meaningful about gun control instead of just accepting that we need dystopian drills like this in the first place.

Live your life off the wall!

Don't worry she can come brand you....