Pfft. It was good enough for Ringo.

There’s a movie that would play well in Scarfolk. 

He should have looked out the sunwoof.

For the love of Jeebus, can they not line all the tables up with the frigging windows?

They literally used a Bob Monkhouse joke:

Looks terrific. The kid was great in in Logan.

Ser Moon.

The Cavalry comes to Tatooine. Look out, Tosche Station!

Kit Harrington was just signed to Marvel. Maybe he’ll continue to know nothing but this time as a super-powered and vengeful crime fighter.

werz mah peggy? :(

Dick Dark sounds like a Batfink villain.

The #MeToo vibes are strong with this movie.

They only have to buy Spidey, the top merchandising character of all time. What’s the price, though? 10 billion?

Just here to compliment your username.

Pine’s performance managed to thread the needle of distinguishing Kirk as a character while also dropping in the occasional nod to Shatner.

I don’t know if I should thank you for introducing me to cookie clicker. I’m watching my cookie count tick up on the other tab label even as I type...

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The Cook, The Thief, His Fast Wife and Her Furious Lover.

Bradley, if you like that you’ll love this: