Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

The statistics looks great out of context. But 37 points on 37 shots is inefficient, especially for him. He’s usually among the top players in the league in PER. It’s arguably his greatest value. But tonight his value was being the only guy who could do a whole lot because they have no other tested ball handler and…

Being the competent blogger that I am, I originally published this without the video of Andre Iguodala’s defense. So if you read it and were like “wait, why did he transition there and what is he talking about,” try it again. And if you still feel like that, well, sorry.

Honestly, before I scrolled down, I thought it was because the bird is in blackface.

Sadly, his parents could not be reached for comment on his debut.

‘Stadium Lied To; Fans, Players Cheer Title They Didn’t Win’

The good baseball man hit the ball far. The happy old man with the nice voice thought it was neat how far the ball went.

Better than watching Red Asphalt, IMO.

I'm in the minority on this, it seems, but I'm siding with the organization. Fuck cheaters.

I thought there wasn’t a middle class in America anymore. Maybe that’s why no one is listening.

You would make PFTCommenter so, so happy.

YOU WATCH YOUR WHORE MOUTH

There is no way an NL team has a designated tweeter.

10, no doubt.

If Sandoval slid like that into Dustin Pedroia #RedSoxNation would be calling for the fatty brown person to be executed outside of Fenway.

Every woman who I ever loved. (excluding most family)

(I still have no idea who Britt McHenry is, and I’ve looked into it.)

Roll call: who originally misread this as “Kevin Millar” and was thoroughly confused?

He’s okay, I’m just annoyed with him as an Orioles fan. (BIAS ALERT)

13.5 full days that baseball is giving back to fans.