“Oh look, a former HS player Deadspin commenter who thinks he can (looks at user name) ......oh.

I think if a man did the same thing as in the above GIF, we’d hear quite a bit about it. That man would most likely be Javale McGee.

Quitting after 8 minutes means he isn’t playing with enough heart.

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They also considered instituting a ban on hitting women, but they didn't want to go overboard.

Griffin got hurt after he was drafted, not before. There was no cause for concern when the Clippers drafted him, so there’s no similarity there.

How much money did ESPN and Kansas University make while watching Joel Embiid play himself to the point of serious injury?

But Rousey’s competition is kind of a joke.

Greatness. Pure greatness. She inspires me and countless other little black girls to not be ashamed of our bodies, our strength, our hair, just fucking everything. The Williams sisters are by far my favorite athletes and are some of the best in their sport. People will talk shit, some deserved, but she is the best.…

Serena is the most dominant athlete in sports. It’s not even close.

My two questions: would you wear a t-shirt with your own nickname on it, and is Carmelo a bit faded?

Is it not true MLBers get lifetime insurance after one game? Or a $34,000 pension after 43 days in the bigs?

One day on a big league roster already gets you lifetime health care. 43 days on a roster gets you a pension. So good job to the NBAPA for catching up, I guess.

No you didn't.

Came to see a rabid bat attack Will Middlebrooks, leaving disappointed.

Man, imagine how pissed Adrian Beltre would be if this happened to him.

I’m not saying they’re the same person, but I’ve never seen that woman and Rajon Rondo in the same room at the same time.

Catches like this should really help the Chicago Wildfire stay at the top of a division that includes such powerhouses as the New Orleans Hurricanes, the San Francisco Earthquakes and the South Carolina South Carolinians.

Trail mix is just m&m’s with obstacles.

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.