The 8" lifetime-guaranteed Wusthof Classic is dishwasher safe and "triple riveted for permanence." We like the sound of that, and did we mention it was dishwasher safe? [Wusthof Classic]

The 8" lifetime-guaranteed Wusthof Classic is dishwasher safe and "triple riveted for permanence." We like the…

Ya, the town car and Mark VI's is what I expected to see here. Especially when optioned with the digital cluster and MAD COOL ROW OF BUTTONS! It has all the buttons.

I heard someone asking about rockin'. Who rocks? You? NONONONO.

IROC. THE T-TOP. THE STIFF SHOCKS. DUAL EXHAUST.

IROC. MAKES THE PANTIES DROP. MAKES THE WORLD STOP.

(widdlyWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

I. ROC.

By no means absurd, I'd argue that this is the most "80's car of the decade:"

Oh, hello. Can I help you with something?

This. A thousand times this. Unless you have a 1982 Pontiac Trans Am with the Kitt, um...kit.

It's the DeLorean. Always has been, always will be.

lol They do! Look its the Cheep Jerokee!

Nease gripple.

Terrari Festarossa

Those brilliant minds at Ford came up with spooner-proof car names. Curse them, our diabolical plans have been thwarted yet again!

The perfect car for a fart smeller like yourself! ;)

Resla Toadster?

Vodge Diper

Range Rover...wait, thats no good.

Fart SmorTwo.

Ford Focus!

they are empty docks for "Divvy" bikes which is the bike share program in Chicago

human w Martini Livery. whoa.