That’s because everyone in Bay Ridge is a cop or related to one - so normal rules don’t apply there

How do all these other carless New Yorkers deal with toddlers and their children?

I have a wonderful solution to your problem: move.

i lived in a skyscraper/city portion of long beach where parking was impossible. buy a fucking garage spot. jesus fuck.

i mean, for the inconvenience it causes you, why do you even have a car?

No problem. I totally feel your paid. Near me, in Brooklyn, one side is Tues/Friday and the other is Monday/Thursday. Life is hell so I parked 2 miles away in my parents driveway

For whatever reason, my block is now crowded with people waiting in their cars until after the street sweeper comes by. That never used to be the case, but it’s quite a sight. Anyway, I can’t do what you’re suggesting because I have to help with getting my kid ready for daycare.

There’s probably a secret to earning thousands of dollars from home somewhere in the grey comments.

I’m from Kansas too, and the hypocrisy of genuinely good people here is both frustrating and disheartening. Red states are complicated.

She was on and off and on and off from jobs. And went on and off of health insurance. But you never stated the years this happened... I wonder why. I bet it all happened under Obama.

Sometimes the best Deadspin is “didn’t get the joke” Deadspin.

I meant what I wrote and the “him” in question should be obvious. I would clarify it further but that would ruin the fun I’m having reading the “hot taek” replies.

The good news about having a brief unpleasant encounter with Michael Jordan, say, in 1987, is that you’ll get called out in his Hall of Fame induction speech 20 years later

Out of you and Lebron James, you’re definitely the cooler one, no doubt.

I grew up with a “We’re never going on another god damn Vacation Dad”

Calling it “stealing” is problematic, considering the crime issues in both Oakland and the South Side of Chicago. I know, because I’m working on a Master’s Degree.

When you become outraged at everything, you are outraged at nothing.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

Emma, you forgot #52, just ahead of Tom Brady: Beinghitby A. Car.

We’re 2 years from a Toronto-Edmonton final. Prep your bunkers, NBC.

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.