What happens if he goes to the bathroom on the floor?

He shouldn’t have chosen C: Both.

You didn’t miss a beat!

Hiring someone to move your car is probably cheaper than paying for a spot.

Wow, that gave me anxiety just reading about it. I hope you get a lot of Wednesday spots in the future!

Your comments here are usually very good. You are a good Deadspinner.

During the World Series last October.

There are worse things that could happen than being DFA’d by the White Sox.

Baseball America is a good publication and one of the few I feel I’ve gotten my money’s worth out of subscribing to.

Since I can’t have sex with the food, I guess I’ll have to settle for sex with the chef. Come hither, Albert...

It’s the plot of every summertime porno.

Who is Michael Brandley?

Anthony doesn’t make them more likely to beat the Warriors. The Rockets wouldn’t be able to stop the Warriors enough defensively to win in a shootout. However, when they play, betting the over is probably a good idea.

You should write analogies for the SAT.

Report: Everyone hates Doc and Austin Rivers.

Arrieta didn’t make Montero throw the ball into left field on one steal attempt. Or did he?

I like your style. Do you have any interest in coaching a 35+ men’s league team? We have an opening.

I hope Phil and Oakley go to a game together next season to heckle Dolan together.

Great Food Truck Race.

Don’t forget the offices that send one person on a lunch run and you stand behind them while they try to order 10 different taco, burrito, and burrito bowl orders.