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Why should anyone listen to you when you’ve killed at least as many people as Charles Manson has. You monster.

Wow, didn’t expect a “See? Charles Manson wasn’t so bad after all” take on this. This is some prime Kinja right here.

The vein is a nice touch.

counterpoint: Make a big sand dick for your sand hole. This is one I made in 2003.

They literally have beach police who will come around who will stop you if your hole gets to any decent size and they will fill in your hole.

♫ I just met y’all

a girl who I wasn’t interested in asked for my number

Heckler: (heckles)

“Great team, awesome win. Love the Cubs. Since I was a boy, I loved them, watched them win that big championship back when I was a kid, fan ever since. Huge, great. Tom Ricketts, good friend of mine, great friend. Talk to Ernie Blanks on the phone twice a month, just to chat. That’s how much the Cubs mean to me.

When items like bar soap or sunscreen or whatever go on a BOGO sale, I use a Sharpie to write 1/2 & 2/2 on them, so when 1/2 gets to the end, I know there’s a 2/2 still sitting in the closet. When I get to the end of 2/2, I know I’m actually about to be out.

I have seven utility knives and four retractable tape measures. I’m still stressed, because I only know where three of the knives and two of the tapes are.

Paul might be the most overrated player in the league.

Thankfully soccer fans are used to exceptionally long periods of nothing happening.

Great Food Truck Race.

A sandwich. What you’re describing is a sandwich. What kind of weirdo calls it ‘food on a bun?’ Anyway, here’s some stuff that’s better on a bun or bread:

Try a tossed salad between two buns.

I wouldn’t say it is the “best in the world”. I’m not even sure that Halal Guys is the best street food in the 50s in NYC. I prefer Uncle Gussie’s greek truck which is on 51st and park, over Halal Guys if i had to choose. Don’t get me wrong, I like Halal Guys, but Uncle Gussie’s is fantastic.

I can vouch for Halal Guys. So good!

Best street food in the world is Halal Guys in NYC.