Calling someone 12 while using “ur” repeatedly. Classic.

Eh, I don’t think so. The number of people who complain about the dang gubmint is very large. It is only very slightly larger than the number of people who make noise about the dang gubmint but then happily use the roads it bought and maintains to get from the home bought with government-insured mortgage loans to the…

That’s rough. His ratio is K/BB ratio is now infinitely worse than before.

The bigger news in this game was that KENLEY WALKED A BATTER! 51/1 K/BB Ratio

flying spaghetti monster

quick, someone get this guy a safe space

Dude. Lady. Whatever you identify as. I implore you. No more Redtube. Pornhub is here now.

Now I want “vajazzled” to end up in the dictionary. Also see: “pejeweled.”

Most useful article. Just started follow SI on twitter. Thanks.

This would’ve been awesome back in the days when the best we could hope for was scrambled porn channels.

Definitely a good dog.

she died doing what she loved: whipping things into shape

Sorry but if a biker attacks my car that’s an attack on me. Not because I love my car but because an idiot biker is ATTACKING and threatening me.

Imagine how big of a squid you’d have to be to think 1) kicking a moving car at highway speed is a smart move.

“No one makes a list of the best 64 or 96 players at any position and just hands out jobs. It doesn’t work that way. Back-half-of-the-roster jobs usually come down to fit.”

Yeah anybody who deals with corporate hiring knows “just not a good fit for our culture here” is the default euphemism for someone you don’t want…

Oh sure, now they want Kaepernick to get down on his knees.

An 1/8th of a tank is really low to me. I usually fill up somewhere between 1/2 and 1/4 and I never let it get below 1/4 of a tank. I fee like I’m willfully neglecting my car if I let it go any lower than that.

Could someone please tell Redford that the Los Angeles Olympics were profitable? Alissa Walker (Gizmodo) even wrote a blog about it. Thank you.

Does anyone on staff play tennis?

Your first project for Wired was great!