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And, don’t forget, he is named in a lawsuit over the statutory rape of a 13-year-old.

Surprised this is not getting more attention.

When Millie Bobby Brown asks why we’re sending her back to england, just say “It’s for your safety, dear.”

Let’s all just take a minute to express our sympathy for the team of CNN interns who are having to slog through 17 years worth of this audio.

Shit, if Clinton did this it makes me like her more.

I know she has been one of his surrogates, but I feel awful for Ivanka. I just keep thinking about how grossed out and devastated I would feel if my dad made  sexual comments about my body. And then I would start wondering if my brothers did the same. Yeah, she got to capitalize on all of his connections, but part

Remember the other night when Wikileaks had everyone up in the middle of the night because some big reveal was about to happen that would bring Hillary down? Remember how Republicans were tweeting that she would be done come morning, how it was an October Surprise?

RELEASE THE TAPES, NBC.

In an interview from September 2004, Stern asks Trump if he may call Ivanka, “a piece of ass,” and Trump replies that “yeah,” he can. Trump was probably just relieved that someone other than himself was saying it.

I feel bad for Melania Trump but at the same time I’m also disgusted by her.

You’ve been bamboozled by the liberal media. Sure, anyone will look bad if you quote them directly on the things they said. You gotta look deeper at what they really meant.

I have to wonder if the reason Tiffany Trump isn’t allowed to speak is that she doesn’t have Stockholm syndrome and may actually be “at risk” of acknowledging what a historically epic rapey buttnugget her father is.

I hope the women he’s sexually assaulted over the years can go and bring him to court now. Sue him for half the amount he claims he’s worth so he can be sent back into bankruptcy for, what, the seventh time?

The Miss Universe comments were particularly hurl worthy, especially when him and Howard Stern start bemoaning the fact that Miss America allowed lady doctors into the competition instead of hotties.

I’m starting to think he’s not a really nice person.

I feel like this is a possibly-coordinated October Surprise for Trump. I’m more than OK with it.

Trump strikes me as being kind of creepy, is it just me?

So shall we now just refer to these stories as “the daily drip”?