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And the father who accidently shot his son to death at a range faces no repercussions. And the hundreds of parents who leave their children alone in a room with a loaded gun face no repercussions. And parents of children who kill their siblings with their guns face no repercussions.

“When Donald Trump asks us to Make America Great Again, he’s not suggesting a return to the past. He’s running to lead us back to that bright future.

I choose Blood Orange Mints

Glad to see McCain finally renounced Trump a year and a half after Trump personally insulted him, denigrated his military service and basically said all POW were a bunch of idiots and losers for getting captured.

Can someone please explain to me why many states are totally cool with Stand Your Ground laws/using deadly force to “prevent death or great bodily harm” but this little girl faces life in prison for shooting someone who repeatedly threatened to kill his entire family with that very gun?

I’m really proud of myself for choosing gum this season.

I’m married and have two daughters. This allows me to see how awful these comments are. If I were still single (or gay-married with only sons as children), I couldn’t possibly denounce his comments. It would be impossible due to the lack of women in my life.

I never thought I would say this, but: Good for you, John McCain. I wish it hadn’t taken you, or any of the Republicans, this long. But better late than never, I guess.

We’ve reached out to Tic Tac USA for comment on their fecklessness, and will update if and when we hear back. In the meantime, please, choose Certs.

Altoids on the other hand fully denounced Trump. Considering they are not involved in this, I found their statement to be curiously strong.

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

As a man who values his family above all else I am beyond disgusted by these comments Donald Trump would make and I ask all Republicans join me in a wholehearted rejection of everything it stands for.

Tic Tac wins in Shade Court.

I have never seen this thank you so much for sharing. Bush is despicable. After that conversation guilting the lady into giving Trump a hug. Fucking disgusting, and I hope he is off TV going forward.

We don’t yet know that would be safe for them. Who wants to find out too late that their baby suffered permanent injuries from exposure to Trump?

Can pregnant ladies please occupy the front row at tomorrow’s debate and glare balefully at trump?

It’s pretty deliciously ironic that the two things bringing Trump down (maybe?) are the things he claims to be the best at: making money and hooking up with hot women.