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I am so glad she found someone else. Her case helped to give my wife and I equal rights.

“I was empty and then this woman walked into my life...”

There’s a kernel of truth in that. I’ve known some guys like that and they were a special level of asshole.

Ivanka’s body language makes my soul cringe.

If the way Trump treats his daughter is what evangelicals are looking for in “family values,” then what the fuck is going on in evangelicals’ households? Seriously, they constantly complain about Hillary but defend Giuliani (3x married, once to own cousin) and Trump (3x married, wants to bang daughter). Is their

If she wasn’t there what’s the point in talking about her fuckability? It only establishes dominance if she is there.

Honest question: is there anything about Donald Trump that isn’t disgusting? Can he really be totally without any redeeming qualities?

I had that moment, too. I got an extra set of the heebie jeebies upon realizing she was right there.

‘You’d f—- her, wouldn’t you? I’d f—- her. C’mon, wouldn’t you?’

I feel like when Trump is swept into the dustbin of presidential history, we’ll see Oz and Star War-styled celebrations in the streets of America.

My dad finds the Trump Ivanka relationship so gross. It makes him uncomfortable the way he treats his daughter. Especially since he would never do that to me. Men should talk about their daughters that way. He still treats her like a sex object.

And being surrounded by yesmen and women, including his equally delusional kids. No one apparently has ever told him, “Shut the fuck up, that’s stupid.”

Neither did I. I didn’t think that I could be more horrified, yet the Donald continues to surprise me.

The person continued: ‘‘Everyone is trying to make him stop talking, and the woman is shrinking in her seat.’’

This is the result of a lifetime of immunity from bad behavior.

I’m grossed out that any woman can be so deep in patriarchical Stockholm syndrome that she can rationalize this as, “He compared me to his family!”

Excuse me whilst I go throw up my breakfast!

You know, this reminds me of something that happened at a doctor’s appointment a few weeks ago. He said I really remind him of his daughter, which I thought was kind of odd, since it was the first time I’d gone to him. But in retrospect, I’m feeling pretty flattered- she’s a Harvard grad with a micro financing startup

That GIF at the end totally creeps me out. As in… excuse me while I vomit.

I’m really starting to think he just has Alzheimer’s at this point. The weird random outbursts, the incoherent babble...