I believe I have a pet unicorn! Man, I shoulda thoughta this years ago!

I believed I would lose weight without diet and exercise, so it will happen right?

Luckily for me, I believe I am owed several million dollars and because I believe it, it's true right?

God, I was so thirsty for long-haired LMM. I mean, I’m still thirsty, but god DAMN that man is fine with long hair.

I’m not a Disney fan, but it drives me a little nuts that Sebastian is described as a crab. At best, he’s a crab-lobster hybrid.

Because when I am polling low with Women, I hire a guy who knows how to deal with them!

We WILL show up! This just means we can actually EXhale that one, horrified breath that’s sucked the life out of us since the Mezzo Cheeto Baboon took the stage. GOTV, Clinton/Kaine 2016!

These people are such fucking tools. I don’t remember any such deal being made over the fitness of Joe Biden- and he had a couple of full-on aneurysms. For the record, aphasia is a symptom, not a disorder in and of itself.

Its only fair to ask Donald Trump to submit to medical testing for his physical fitness to hold office. I’d say to start with a colonoscopy but considering he’s asshole from top to bottom I’m afraid the doctors wouldn’t know where to begin.

she also suffers with hysteria and cancles.

It’s just another sign of their desperation over Trump. They’re getting no traction with the general electorate on policy issues, so they have to throw this stuff out.

You are mistaken. He has the best sentences. Believe him!

Ms. Clinton suffers from a congenital birth defect. As someone who was also born with this, which is so often stigmatized and swept under the rug, I think it’s time people start talking about it to draw back the curtain and draw attention to it. Let’s talk about it, people! It’s not disgusting! It’s not shameful! It…

Even if this were true, FDR had polio and lead us through World War II in a wheelchair, so...

That’s funny, I’m convinced there’s something medically wrong with Donald Trump.

I wish the election was today...

um can we please get video of her clogging, because as much as I love my dad Tim Kaine, I am MUCH more interested in seeing my stepmom(?) clog dance.

We aren’t talking nearly enough about Anne Holton.

Tim Kaine is the only person in America having fun this election year.