It will never happen, but when the police are called to a domestic dispute, they should remove any and all firearms from the house, every time, regardless of whether someone is arrested. You should have to apply to get them back, and have your spouse sign that application.

So a man with a history of “domestic disputes” severe enough to warrant the police having to attend was legally able to obtain a gun with which to kill his wife. That’s an odd interpretation of a well regulated militia.

“Jesus, I forget one thing and the liberal media is all over me!” -Rudy

Right?

What the fucking fuck? This all feels like some kind of dystopian future YA novel, but just the part where everything really sucks. Where’s our plucky hero to save the day? (Simone Biles, what does your schedule look like after Rio?)

Same.

I believe that Bill Clinton raped her. I don’t believe that he went home, told his wife since he’s running for governor they should probably deal with all the women he’s raped and suggest Hillary intimate them. Much more plausible is Hillary was told it was a consensual relationship and if this exchange took place, it…

You basically have to believe that Bill told Hillary that he raped a woman, to believe that Hillary intimidated Broaddrick. And then you also have make additional leaps as to why Bill’s actions are Hillary’s fault. And then it gets more confusing since Broaddrick seems more focused on Hillary than Bill.

I think Bill Clinton got a lot of sex, before and after marrying Hillary. I think 90% of it was consensual, and when he was younger and stupider and the times were different there’s probably a solid 10% that we would consider today to be date rape or worse. In that way I believe Broaddrick and it seems it has affected…

Well, even if a man rapes a woman, it's not his fault. Blame his wife!!

I have no idea if Broaddrick’s allegations are true or not, but her story is credible enough, and should be treated with sensitivity and seriousness.

Okay, I actually went to DT’s Twitter to see if this ^ was real. The line between reality and satire is so blurred, y’all.

I’m really starting to get worried that this sort of talk is going to incite violence on election night. Because when he loses, the portion of ABSOLUTELY INSANE society that he has legitimized and riled up will be absolutely irrevocably convinced that the world has ended and they’re therefore free to go on shooting…

Remember, a nice tasteful brown shirt is preferred on election day. Leather bandoliers will not be provided, but can be purchased from eBay.

I demand an apology to capybaras right now!!!

there was a statistic that there were somewhere like 31 official cases of voter fraud out of 1 BILLION votes cast.

He’s corrosive on a micro level, too:

Help the Dear Leader root out the traitors. For God and Country!