They should have known when they zoomed in on the photo and noticed more black people in attendance than will actually vote for Trump in November.

Also, Joe Biden! Today! Tweeted this picture! For Obama’s 55th Birthday!

You’d think by now that people would realize, the way you and I obviously do, it’s illegal immigration only when the brown people from that country down there down south do it. Why is this so difficult to understand?

Guys. Guys! Guyssssss. It’s not like she was (whispers) a caramel latte if you know what I mean....she um.....I mean everyone should follow the law, but it’s not like she (whispers) was a chocolate chip brownie if you know what I mean. People make mistakes! All that paperwork! But it not like she was (in a loud…

I for one am shocked that the Trump family has lied during this election season

One of my favorite passive-aggressive pleasures is watching HGTV shows and reveling in how out dated half of the updates are going to look in about 2 years. There was one where a couple spent on ungodly amount of money on the most ghastly green granite you have ever seen- and had it all over the kitchen.

It drives me up the wall. I had things like reduced lunch as a kid, and now, guess what? I am a college-educated citizen with a job, who pays taxes, contributes to society, and serves in the military. You know what would have made all that impossible? Not being able to think in school because I was so hungry. So for…

THIS IS THE EMBODIMENT OF EVERY ARGUMENT I’VE HAD THIS ELECTION SEASON. CONSERVATIVES / TRUMP SUPPORTERS / REPUBLICANS TWISTING WORDS AND DERAILING THE CONVERSATION AND SAYING SHIT LIKE “WELL YOU SAID” “YOU BROUGHT IT UP” AND OMG I’M SORRY FOR THE ALL CAPS BUT I’M FUCKING SICK OF IT.

Yes, I’m not sure what the shaming surrounding people utilizing social programs designed to level the playing field/provide needed support is. Can’t bootstrap if you have no shoes.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

I think of myself as fiscally conservative (I want efficient and effective government spending and a strong economy), but when I consider the financial changes I would like to see that I believe would save taxpayers money and boost our economy (reducing criminal recidivism, investing in Pre-K - 12 education, fixing…

It’s better than the alternative. That’s about it. Hillary is competent and sane, even if she is too hawkish and pro-big business for me. She may not bring us closer to a progressive utopia, but at least she won’t insult our allies, collapse our economy, or reverse the progress of human rights in this country.

and/or that his ties to shady Russian businessmen are even shadier than suspected.

And that he paid zero taxes.

It isn’t just the fact that Trump will come uncomfortably close to winning that gives me a case of the howling fantods. It’s also the fact that, even assuming he is defeated, he’s brought all manner of disgusting creeps out into the sunlight to frolic and play together. The slow, panicky, painful death of absolute…

I’d be enjoying the Trump shitshow if I wasn’t genuinely terrified that he could win the election. His campaign has done everything wrong and yet it’s still going along.

Trump’s a dick.