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Hmm so i guess melania is no longer the model immigrant now that the campaign has disavowed her. I wonder if this was an intentional act of sabotage carried out by melania? I don’t think she really wants to be First Lady.

1) These are my favorite ever variations on Dirt Bag, and that’s saying a lot because Bobby Finger’s Dirt Bags are the highlight of my day most days.

I figured with all the hype it would actually disappoint in the batshit craziness. But no, they turned the craziness up to 11 and it’s actually kind of scary. They’re actually assaulting people carrying signs that say “No Racism, No Hate.”

This convention has been easily ten times the unmitigated dumpster fire I could have ever wildly imagined. I’m watching it all like this:

Why are they doing this to her???????? Just because she is a black woman who is in Ghostbusters????? I don’t understand. Who are these people?????????? It scares me to think that I could know one of them and not know it.

I went through last night and tried to report as I could, and of course I sent Leslie some love via tweet. But my god. My fucking god.

I hope it’s the same intern who designed the original Trump-Pencetration logo. I’m sure it’s a staffer who also consistently tells Trump that his “hair is looking great today!”

This is what kills me. She’s the liar because people suspect she’s lying. But he is not a liar, even though he has been caught red-handed time after time. So he can grandstand about honesty and loyalty! The world is upside down, I swear.

the cognitive dissonance is astounding. I tuned in to a half hour of the rnc last night and as a Canadian just sat slack-jawed at what I was watching. Shameful.

It’s always funny to me that Clinton is considered dishonest but Trump has said so many things that turn out to be not true or false. Hm.

I looked up at the gym tv to hear her say in her thick russian accent with those hollow eyes and tight white designer dress that he loves christians, jews, and muslims and has a good heart. the men LOVED it. it felt like the weirdest effing throwback to some 1930s dystopian comic. it was BIZARRE.

Well, let’s give her some credit. I wouldn’t be able to give a speech in Slovene (or whatever her first language is), and I don’t speak five languages. It may very well have taken her several days to prepare for her speech in English.

This is not her native language, she’s not used to public speaking, and it was broadcast internationally. Give her a break.

Between this and the Trump/Pence logo, I am now convinced that there is a maybe not-so-small group of Republican operatives secretly trying to bring down Trump from the inside.

Right? All I do is talk about it but they’re out there doing it! Talking the talk and walking the walk. Love and support to them.

I would be too scared to protest at the RNC. I would go in there fully expecting to be punched in the face or worse. These women are so brave.

“Donald Trump is intensely loyal. He will never let you down.” - Donald Trump’s third wife

These women are badasses.

I’ve made a point of not watching or reading about the RNC, but this is cool to see. These women are really brave. I would be scared to protest at the RNC.