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Wooden Canoe
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Ugh we love dogs but our main reason for not getting one anytime soon is that we love going overseas a couple of times a year and would feel bad leaving the dog behind that often.

NOBODY’s foot fetish is creepier or grosser than Dan Schneider’s.

Go back to your bridge, troll.

As an ICU nurse seeing the edited video clip with her accident, someone coming up and standing there talking to her then *jump cut* to seeing people finally trying to help her after (how long?) the car crash was disturbing to watch. The interview recalls her now ex-husband Ethan Hawke flying in to be with Thurman and

God this place hates women so much

I mean, the dude cast himself in his own movie so he could say “nigger” without any consequences. Calling him an asshole is probably being charitable.

This Gaga saga is precisely why I will never sink grillions of dollars into traveling to see a mercurial star. I have had TWO Duran Duran concerts cancelled out from under me, and they are considered stable.

Thank you for pointing me in the direction of the context of the kiss. I still suspect the reason why some people are icked out is because it’s a kiss on the lips, but the reason the kiss happened is the real problem. I see nothing wrong with affection, and in my hippy way believe we could all use a little more love,

Coercing your 11-year-old into “paying” for use of something with a kiss YOU deem worthy is not “playfulness” and “teasing.” I pity your kids if you don’t think they have bodily autonomy.

Fucking GROSS, and coercive, and inappropriate as hell.

Why is it transactional?

If it was a DUI, that means she was drunk when the car crashed, regardless of whether or not it was the morning after a party. She chose to drive drunk, and that choice killed someone. I’m sure several experts could also testify that the girl would have lived if the car wasn’t being operated by a drunk person. You can

Great comment. These comments, like the Jez article on Grace/Babe.net article, are largely a “well, actually” white feminist shitshow.

You are so right. I also Can. Not. Stand. The people who down upon eggs Benny as ‘basic’. It’s the OG. It’s on every brunch menu because it is perfect. Take your shitty hipster brunch ideas and get the fuck out.

Now that is an impassioned eggs benedict post that I fully support. Sure, have the eggs florentine or other variations on the menu, but you better have the classic version too. I will definitely be going out to brunch this weekend with the explicit plan of having eggs benedict (and prosecco).

Oh totally. I might even do it if I met Allison Janney too.

Agreed! We are so far past the days of agreeing to disagree. If you support the rebulican party in its current state, bye!

I replied to WoodenCanoe, but I meant it for you: I will gladly help if you need anything. Just let me know.

*raises hand* I’ll help, too. Happily. Just let me know how.

I guess it seems like there are too many people willing to believe a geriatric turtle, a spineless p90x enthusiast, and an orange shitpile. I don’t understand how anyone could blame democrats for the shutdown but many do. No matter how we try we never make any headway.