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That is incredibly kind of you.

Same. We were expecting Pell Grant dispersals soon, but I’ll gladly eat rice and ramen for however long it takes these fuckers to be roasted with scorn from their own constituencies. The longer this goes the fewer fresh hells they can unleash on us.

Is it bad that I want this to be televised so that I can watch him get his shit pushed in by people for trying to fight this little girl?

As someone with a very intimidating pile of dishes in my sink and going onto my counter—seconded.

i have a question for you— i’m moving into my own place in a few weeks (🤞🏻🤞🏻) and i’m debating paying for a weekly cleaning service but it feels decadent/like something i should pull myself up by the bootstraps and do myself. how did you decide it was worth it?

I don’t have a dishwasher. I leave my dishes in the sink for the once every two weeks cleaning lady. I am hanging my head in shame.

I live in an old house where I couldn’t even have a dishwasher if I wanted to, but I always wash every dish right after using it and put it in the drainer. “Doing dishes” isn’t even really a thing anymore.

Nice! When I moved into my new place I saved up for a countertop dishwasher (my old place was way too small to have one) and it has CHANGED MY LIFE.

I don’t remember who, but one of the bad-ass top women commenters drilled him hard on it one day, took no prisoners, and I haven’t seen him back.

Shudder. I can never remember his name and then it all comes back when he mentions his (imaginary) daughter.

I already tried all that; my sister seems to have gotten hair products in it somehow so I want to find a way to scrub it.

I’m so glad you said this. I’ve tried to get into Offspring several times and can’t get past episode 3, but this information has motivated me to try harder. Thanks!

Giving an animal a loving home is never callous and uncaring. If this is what helps you get through it then good!

oh, i give him his cans. we compromised by putting in smart lighting, so the temperature of the hue is controlled. however, i stand by my lamps, come hell or high water, dammit. did you have good lamps in your loft? lighting is a complex system and effects more than people consider, so i totally understand your

Which is ALSO an episode shaking anti-vaxxers!!

❤️ I love that your Dad has a dude.

Oh god. You may have piqued my curiosity and I may never be able to forgive you. I find people (mostly dudes, let’s be honest) getting their comeuppance irresistible. Which is likely an inappropriate thing for me, given I do dumb shit regularly (though well meaning).

Thanks! I dressed up fancy at my wedding- absolutely gorgeous ivory silk hand made gown, and my husband went full kilt and rig. However, I do not judge others for how they choose to dress, Uggs and all. The person I replied to indicated that clothing choice is not what makes a marriage in response to people trashing

Yes, that nickname was carefully chosen.

That’s definitely a “no regerts” mugshot.