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Well, the good news that most people in SC don’t know who Thomas Ravenel is. And the people who do fall into a Venn diagram of loving cardio. And probably he was their coke dealer

“White nonsense” is quite possibly my favorite phrase.

Omg the SNS is quite possibly the saddest bunch of people now. I miss when it was filled with vibrant people actually living life.

Just because you have curly hair doesn’t mean you’re imbibed with black girl magic. I’m sorry you are sick but you’re gonna have to stand off to the side with curly hair with me because black girl magic doesn’t apply to you. You’re regular and basic while having curly hair. So you stand with me. You aren’t special so

Also I’m jewish and I am a 2 C go fuck yourself for thinking textured hair only happens to minorities. I have blonde hair and three different eye colors, so I’m not some pure blood Aryan. You should feel bad that I made that clarification.

Your hair texture isn’t appropriation. The way your hair grows out of your scalp isn’t an appropriation. Ask how to care for your 2c hair, fine. But don’t make your hair into an ally because it’s curly.

Just get some screwback earrings. Ear piercing is nbd which is why people do it when their kids are babies. If you’re gonna do it with an actual professional it’s even less of a non moment. I hate needles and I find ear piercing to be nothing. Ov-up

I was a carrier of strep so I had to have my tonsils removed. But waterpikimg isn’t cool. It’s like rinsing your dishes befote putting them up in the cupboard

I’m tonsil free now and while the recovery is kinda hellish as an adult I reccomend it.

I had my tonsils removed during my early 20’s. Apparently I was a carrier and and a suffer of strep. I haven’t had a tonsil stone since my tonsillectomy but I also haven’t gagged and cry vomited since I had my tonsillectomy. Tonsil stones are next level gross. Maybe ditch your tonsils too?

I have “thin shafts but a lot of hair” according to my hairstylist. My dad put a rainhead in my bathroom thinking he was being nice. I switched bathrooms with by brother and his shower had an almost firehose quality. I kept that head when the house was sold. I put a shitty rainhead in its place. I just can’t with

Can we please talk about the weird dissent into misogyny and downright yellow journalism the frank report has taken? I’ve been on this train for awhile and I can deffo say the frank report is straight up garbage for the past 6 months.

In college I ripped off the head and popped that bad pressure baby and put the head back on and popped that head back on while flicking the water saving o ring in the trash. They wouldn’t know I did it but I made the next persons life better for it. I hate low flow showerheads more than anyone else. Which is why I

I’m a monster and I take the little water saving washer out of mine. Pop the head off, jam a screwdriver in the hole of the o ring, bingo blamo way better water pressure.

No. There are specialty stores. Usually catering to pageant girls but their side hustle is proms and wedding.

I once held a baby on a transatlantic bc the baby held extreme amounts of eye contact with me and the mom had 2 other kids to deal with. That baby was upset about air travel. It was already air travel so it sucked. It cost me nothing to spend 5ish of the 9ish hours holding and bouncing that baby. I think that the idea

My partner was confronted on Easter about me saying I would literally never change my name unless I commutes such a major crime that I needed to create some anonymity. The gist of his response was “she’s built a life that she’s proud of. She’s built a life we’re all proud of. I don’t see what changing her name does to

Did your dog have tags on to show she had at least had the rabies vaccine? Carrying her was a pretty big red flag that your dog is not okay. Also your dog has had a cough for nearly a month and you’re just letting it ride? You got a rescue dog. There are a ton of things your dog could be sick with. If you aren’t gonna

I’m sure they’ll refund the $700. Are you seriously mad that your child is being punished in the least traceable way possible? You admit the offense was illegal. You were done a solid by the cops not being involved. It’s a weird message to send that’s his conduct warrants home punishment but not punishment from the