So basically they eliminated 90% of the functionality to have a bejeweled wall? It looks great, Sharon, but you got rid of your uppers? It’s fine for a fixer upper reveal but not practical in real life. I know the trope in house hunters is to complain about paint colors or counters but they spent 3x on tile than they…

The backlash is strong in me and now think islands only belong in extremely high end closets

I have a weird layout with a kitchen with a breakfast nook, a formal living room, and a large dining room. The floors are ripped out and some of the walls are ripped out to plumb the washing machine and dryer I’m moving upstairs into the butlers pantry from the formal living room. I’m over here adding walls and doors.…

She’s a friend of a friend and we became friends. I’m not about to find a new dentist because we have overlapping social calendars.

I’m gonna take some fire for you. Quit it with the fucking islands. You don’t need two sinks, you’ll only use the one by the dishwasher. You’re using it as a touchstone to create your own space amidst the open floor plan nonsense going on. I don’t have kids but I know for damn sure I don’t wanna listen to peppa pig or…

I had a friend whom their house floored me. Like I legit couldn’t believe it. I also grew up in a rich area and the McMansion plus the 6 horse stable barn (honestly, the barn is what shook me) shook me. It was the most idyllic home I had ever been to. To call them moneyed would be an understatement. She got a dress…

I felt bad about being a pick flosser (the very bad for the environment plastic with floss on one end that the author uses.) I asked my dentist if it was bad I only used real floss maybe 5x a week. Then added a joke about at least I’m not using a waterpik! He told me that it’s floss and I’m regularly using it so I…

Honestly if you don’t get a sonicare diamond clean after this I will be outraged. Waterpolo will reach out to you, but don’t take it. Water flossing is bullshit and real flossers know it.

I mean, if they really want a dress from Dillards, fine. I imagine if you have a dillards, you probably have dress shops around town. My dresses cost a little bit more than a department store dress but coupling the quality of the dresses and the experience of going hand picking a dress and feeling special felt like a…

Only if you can convince a teen to wear a department store prom dress. Never did, and my children never will.

The problem about becoming more educated on things is things get ruined. I loved Canada. When I travel internationally I wear a hat with a red maple leaf and no joke I bought a Canada pasport cover cover for my American passport. People are nicer to me when they think I’m Canadian. But shit, y’all are almost as bad as…

I just saw this and I need to stress to you that I am not your attorney and for the sake of this conversation I haven’t even read the constitution. But if you have assigned parking spaces you are leasing the parking space along with your home. You don’t need to be the landlord to have the person towed. Also that’s an…

She’s a student at their school. Their student is being bullied and harassed. If you making hay over completely legit reasons prevents her from getting to attend her school, that’d be a fun school board meeting. You don’t get to be a harassing piece of shit because you are zoned for a school. She shouldn’t be treated…

I love that people stan Kelly but never Michelle. Michelle is the third rail of stanning

Yes, obviously she does. It’s literally the only place you could say there’s a rumor about you being the child of Donald trump and the company would reply for you.

That is not at all what I was implying. She was contacted for a comment and her employer replied for her. Best case, he’s not a complete monster and he makes sure his kid has a job that pays decently. Worst case, the employer is a subsidiary of AMI and it’s a Stormy Daniels denial 2.0.

“When I reached out to the alleged daughter, she declined through a representative of her employer to answer questions.”

I was late listening to the fixer upper podcast. I heard it just today and I was shocked Chip was a weird name to Maddie. I know two Chips. Real names are Geoffrey and John. Both juniors. Apparently in the south we love a very easy dumb nickname name. They’re called Chip because it’s like a chip off the block. I…

I legit felt like the worst person for bringing up costs and then you saying “well... there was a flight that cost thousands.” But I do feel like a flight where you’re on a gurney beats first class so that’s a win.

I don’t know if this will help or if I’m just spitting words at you. But you’re married. Your boining is sanctioned by god. So you’re good on that front. I feel like if you found out your partner was only having sex with you because they knew wanted to and they were doing it to give you pleasure would destroy most…