Well, i am a lady and I demure when the topic of my sex life comes up so I can tell you not having close girl friends isn’t part of the problem. Just to take the weight of one of your inward guilt off the table.

Oh. I’m so so so sorry for bringing it up then. Genuinely. The best I can offer in reperations is having my boyfriend’s mom add you to the prayer list at church tomorrow and they love to boast about the miracles their collective prayers make happen.

Is there a chance you suffered trauma? It’s rude to ask or to imply but that was my first thought.

Good news: I was one of those placenta ploop babies and I’m still around and kicking even though I was early.

I’m sorry, I put my phone in my bra because both my dogs needed to go out and it’s raining and didn’t think to put my phone on a counter like a normal person. SC is kinda weird and sketchy when it comes to politicians. There was a write in campaign that offended me so deeply that I reached out to a republican campaign…

One of my less popular views is unions are dope! Maybe we should protect workers

When I saw the headline I was shocked and thought “wait. What?” No one has mentioned it in passing to me and I am the neighborhood democrat. I know other people are but I am a lawn sign persons. I have done at least 12 dog walks and not a single person has brought it up. Did you know about this before this article?…

I didn’t get all the way through the crazy reply about money from the rich Yankees. Those of us from the good parts of the state won’t let it happen. Something we don’t talk a lot about in the context of all of it is the corridor of shame. I promise you that the ignorant ass commentor is from the corridor of shame and…

I just found it interesting that if you’re doing a no fault divorce the waiting period is a year but a fault divorce I think it was something like 3 months? My dad was really commited to doing a no fault divorce because then the assets were divided up more equitably and we were having a hard enough time with…

John not Jane. Thanks, autocorrect.

I think he looks like a mandrake, the screaming flower bulbs from Harry Potter. So you aren’t wrong...

I thought we’d hear more about Harriet Lane, Jane Buchanan’s niece bc of the whole Ivanka is the real First Lady thing we had going on for awhile. Harriet Lane was the first person called the “First Lady” because she was that wildly popular. She seemed fun. I’d like to hear more about obscure First Ladies.

Nope! My parents had to be separated and living apart for a year for a no fault divorce. There was fault and weirdly the at fault party made it drag on for two for a no fault divorce. So yeah, south be crazy.

I know it’s the daily mail and you have to read it like you would read the world news or whatever about Bat Boy. The vitamix gab kinda threw me though. She moved for work and you’re upset she took something she clearly loved? She seems like she was on smoothies years before your annoying neighbor Jill got into them.…

I think the destination bachelorette weekends are people who grew up uppermiddle class and have stayed pretty rich after leaving their parents homes. I have gone to two destination bachelorette weekends. One to Nashville which is driving distance and it’s my best best friend. The other one was New Orleans and the…

I love that you immediately snapped back with you have a nicer house. No sarcasm. I enjoyed it. I feel like they’re gonna reply about how they have a bidet. Do you have a bidet? It’s gonna be a $20 bidet off Amazon. I can feel it in my bones.

Kerber is my girl and I wanna see her win and be the best player. But it took me like half of a set to switch from rooting for Kerber to me yelling at a tv for Serena to make her eat a ball and slam that serve, girl! It took like 15 minutes of watching Serena play my favorite player at Wimbledon for me to go full Lord…

Well, luckily i posted this, because my insecurity of getting a second dog is gone. Suddenly I’m a bad dog owner running a dog fighting ring? They don’t even do the teeth bite inhabition biting thing even though he’s a puppy. She just nudges with her nose and the couple of times he tried to use teeth early on she…

She trains dogs for the fbi. And she also trains regular ol’ residential dogs for a pretty substantial price. Clearly it’s less rigorous because house dogs don’t need to detect a specific chemical, but she’s serious and the training is serious.

I figured it was normal. They’re chill and will lay down and snuggle if you break them up. I just wanted to know if it ends or if I signed up for the song that never ends: dog noise remix