No, I changed the name so she couldn’t be googled. And yeah, of course I want her. She’s the best. It’s her or send her off to trainer that keeps your dog do 6-8 weeks that my husband used when he had purebred labs

I’m maybe now realizing that when my vet grabbed my shoulders and said that I was being neurotic because I was so worried about both of them being happy, I maybe carried that home. OG dog has free reign while I’m at work because she just sleeps under a blanket, pup goes in the crate, they get a run or walk before…

Oh, I’m remembering how long my very good dog was a puppy. And I’m remembering how annoying I must have been to the dog nanny (she’s a trainer but wants to be called that.) I probably put one of her kids through a semester of private school so I’m not gonna feel too bad about it

Yeah, I’m meeting with my dog nanny on Saturday. She’s the best and will train me and the dogs. I more just wanted people to tell me they’ll grow out of the new buddy dog energy. I am not freaking out or worrying that my dogs are gonna be feature on an episode of Oxygen’s Snapped because they’re good and you sound…

Oh, no. It’s definately playing. He lays down and then she dolphin noses him. Then another dolphin nose. He doesn’t react so she jumps off the bench at the end of the bed and follows her and her dolphin noses her and then it’s a dolphin nose noise symphony. Also, that’s how I know it’s not fighting. They just boop…

New pup was actually at my vet for 2 weeks before I adopted him. OG pup and I visited like four times. All the vet techs and my vet played out in the yard with both dogs and me. My vet, god bless her, has always been a straight shooter with me. On the last visit before I adopted she grabbed me by my shoulders and said…

Oh my god. I’ve made a horrible mistake, haven’t I?

Here’s the twist: my older dog in the one who wants to keep playing after the puppy lays down and just takes it.

Can I get some off topic advice? I found a dog and the owners didn’t pick it up and I took him in. We’re a few weeks in and they’re still LOUDLY playfighting. Not all the time. They chill and lay near each other sometime but they love loudly playfighting.

I’d say Jared and Ivanka are pretty comparable in their stations. He may have even married up because I don’t recall trump’s dad being arrested. If I was making a rankings list it would be the madoffs, then the Kushners, then the trumps. But it’s pretty fluid and can change at any time

It’s Wisconsin. You are never more than three blocks from a neighborhood bar. That’s on the high end. It’s more like one and a half.

I went back to Wisconsin recently. I did not get the same wave of excitement because while my family is progressive, hates guns, Scott Walker, Paul Ryan, and fuckkkk they hate that hunting 6 year old, I know their reactions would be shock and horror. They freaked out 2 decades ago when my mom tried to breast feed me…

I have that sander. It comes in a hard shell case big enough to hold like four packs of sanding sheets. I couldn’t palm the case if I tried. So him palming the box with the giant case in it is very very impressive. Like that’s some Harlem globetrotter shit.

Ah. Okay. Things are falling into place for me now. That explains the “aids! All you ladies get aids!” movie to me now. I still don’t like it but I now get how it could get made. I am a little depressed now that the mature label is being given to ladies who are like 40-45 maybe.

I have only seen his “I hate women and I’m gonna punish them all” movies. I saw the two about marriages between unhappy people with Janet Jackson and then the one with that girl I like from Friday Night Lights and Brandy. Again, I’ve only seen three of his serious films so I can’t speak to all of his work. It just…

I hate that you and Tamblyn are being dismissed. I’m really sorry that you feel like you aren’t being listened to. I think part of it is its easy to not listen to pregnant women/new moms because hormones and moms be crazy or whatever for being nervous about the new life they grew. For what it’s worth, I believe you.…

Right as the human flu calms down the puppy flu ramps up. I found a dog and turned it into my vet and the shitbag owners didn’t call back after multiple calls every single day for 2 weeks so now it’s my dog. I got a frantic call on Monday, three days after he came home, and my vet was like COME BACK ASAP WE DIDNT GIVE…

I’m going rogue. I’m pretty sure this is gonna be an insane backhalf of the week news cycle and I just got a second dog. And it’s not even a dog. It’s a straight up puppy.

Haha! Amazing! You completely nailed me as someone that likes are but LOVES being a hater.

-5. I don’t respect painted velvet art. I probably just haven’t seen it done in a way that speaks to me. Art is subjective and I’m sorry if I offended someone while I spat on their passion/craft.