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woodencanoe

It’s a bunch of whiny, privileged white nonsense with a sprinkling of horrific tragedy.

Oh hell yes. The flow restrictor is the worst. Rip that sucker out.

I have an assload of hair and I’m never convinced when I shampoo in a rainfall shower that it’s getting rinsed. I want a power washer to get all the way to the scalp.

Back in our apartment dwelling days my husband bought an industrial shower head, made a few screwdriver adjustments and it was better than some 4 jet fancy showers I’ve been in since. We are also monsters, hot water was included at that place and we got our money’s worth.

I got married last year and chose to keep my name, and the reactions have been interesting. Growing up I didn’t know anyone whose mother kept her maiden name after she got married. All of my now-married women friends changed their names. I don’t know any married couples who have hyphenated their last names or created

I don’t get open shelving AT ALL. Doesn’t your stuff get dirty? Dusty? Do you really want to spend time making sure things are lined up and displayed nicely? There’s a reason cabinets have doors, people!

It’s not exactly an island, but this stressed me out the other day:

Honestly, I want a kitchen with walls. A farmhouse style kitchen with a small table in it would be great. I want to be able to use the oven in the summer without heating up the whole house. I want to have guests over for dinner and be able to create some ambiance away from the dishes.

Or more jaded, it’s Trudeau desperate for some good PR after he’s Blaired all over the place. Nothing says “heart-throb” like fucking over First Nations, building a giant and environmentally toxic oil pipeline, and selling arms to the Saudis. All he needs to do now is invade somewhere and he’s fulfilled the prophecy.

Maybe she works for the Trump Organization

The picture the Enquirer couldn’t keep secret!

I was thinking about her the other day. Ivanka could have totally gone the First Lady route, Melania seems very uncomfortable with it, and the type of soft focus photo ops that most First Ladies do (not Obama who was a total boss and did smooch more) would be right up her alley. I think she made a serious tactical

I’m with you on the Bell/Shepherd union. I think they protest a little too much about their relationship, it seems very performative to me.

I can guarafuckingtee you that I live in a nicer house, in a nicer neighborhood, in a nicer town than you do; not in the “ghetto”.

Well I hope things get easier for you, you’re doing such a good thing taking the new guy in! I’m sure it will work out :)

I have 8 dogs and have worked with rescues and in veterinary hospitals since 2001. If they are playing, you have a normal situation on your hands. I’m guessing there are no other animals in the house?

At least they like each other? Loud playfighting doesn’t just stop. They love it too much and don’t understand quiet hours. Sometimes we have to make them stop when the older one changes his tone to “no seriously, fucking quit it” and the younger one doesn’t get it. But otherwise, it’s just cute and loud.

I can only hope the Republican party never, ever recovers from Trump. The rest of us will be fine because we are genuine badass American patriots! Not folks who think Freedom and Democracy are just buzzwords you throw on a fucking bumpersticker. Fuck all those people. You Dear Leader types belong in North Korea. Or

If you’re in the Boston area...

+15 for painted on velvet?