I completely get your point and I agree. But now I’m obsessed with someone walking up to me at a museum and saying “sure, thats a great painting but you should see my watercolor I did of my cat.” then them whipping out the painting from behind there back. +20 points if it’s done with crayola

There’s a fight with amazon over carrying nra tv brewing. I saw nra tv pieces on twitter showing the lunacy and I wondered where can you even watch nra tv? My question was answered and apparently on amazon, google, and roku the app is straight up unwatchable and broken.

I probably only thought of this because my parents would always order me a shirley temple at this one specific restaurant and for months they thought how weird that all the sudden she is such a pukey kid. Well, some kids are just pukey. Until my dad realized hey it’s only when and after we go there. What’s going on.…

I was the girl who knew even when I was drinking underage that I am a middle aged rich white woman and it was vodka sodas all the way. Have yet to change my drink. If I told a stranger in a bar my name was Bunny or Kitty they would be like yeah that tracks.

I anticipate a ton of people saying well if she keeps picking guys who leak intimate photos and videos maybe she’s the problem. She’s not. The garbage monsters who violate her trust and privacy are the problem.

Counter to your point: Reagan is stil to this day most Republicans dude. Like if they were going to resurrect the “Jesus is my homeboy” message tee, it’s Reagan. There was an assassination attempt on his life and this is the pile of shit we’re left with. We had a 10 year ban on assault rifles but that lapsed. I’m done…

I have thought about this and I don’t have an answer. I think there’s Russian collision because DUH. I’m also a Democrat. Trump “governs” only to his base. So where do we go as a country once the collision is obviously proven and Republicans can’t refute it? The county is broken and I’m not sure how it could ever be…

What is your sisters social? Asking for a friend of course. I’m not trying to get a hate follow.

I take umbrage with the “I’m so cool! I wear threadbare T-shirt’s and sweats” cool girls. I’m pretty sure it’s part of the human condition to like shirts worn into pulp and sweats in a similar condition. You aren’t special for liking to be comfortable. I’m going to be controversial by saying this but whatever. I think…

I grew up wealthy but for some reason I never saw deliahs or alloy as a place to buy clothes from. It was more a lookbook for me. I bought all of the stuff from pac sun which was mostly a brick and mortor alloy store. The town I’m from is bigger than the town the college I went to but they had a deliahs and it messed…

You almost tricked me into watching a Justin Timberlake video. Well played. Take your spot in the rickroll hall of fame

I know exactly why it’s freaks you out you’ve presumably been to the dentist before. They lay a lead blanket over your body for the teeny tiny but entirely too large for your mouth X-ray dongle. If you need the giant blanket for the thing smaller than a package of crackers.... she dead now

I wasn’t questioning what you said. I was remarking on the fact that you were leading active shooter drills when I was in 4th grade but I somehow made it from elementary school all through high school when school shootings were a more and more common thing. My dad’s company designed all the new schools when I was in…

1) you’re wrong about the gauruntee. The PR campaign was written in folksy language to appeal to customers and it became this mythological grifters delight (see this post: https://jezebel.com/duck-boot-loving-man-sues-l-l-bean-says-hes-harmed-by-1823007113 )

In the early 2000’s it was kind of a status symbol to have a specific sky blue backpack from ll bean with your initials monogrammed. All of our backpacks, and this is a sample size of like 400 girls, had the second zipper of main compartments break about 3/4 of the way closed after a year or two. That’s a defect and…

I graduated high school in 2008 and I never did an active shooter drill or heard of anyone who did in the district. The school district didn’t not play when it came to expelling people. I know a girl who brought a kitchen knife to cut out name tags for the pta (yeah, I don’t believe it either) and she was swiftly…

Probably. That’s how it goes now for white conservative men. If it’s any consolation to anyone, I don’t know what Scott Baio’s voice sounds like so I’ve just always pictured his voice as community theater Dracula. It fits how pathetic he is while also giving you a giggle.

I can’t even fathom the return call for some wicked goods. “Hi, hello. I’d like to return my fur lined shoes because they’re absolutely disgusting and I’ve worn them a solid winter too long and it’s a miracle that I don’t have the ugg boot foot fungus the internet freaked out about that one time. Your lifetime…

The lifetime guarantee would be something like the zipper seperated and got stuck so that pocket of the backpack is inoperable now. Wearing out a backpack? You got your moneys worth. Pony up the $40 and get a new backpack to wear into the ground rinse repeat.  

I have a few ounces of sympathy left to give today for people who don’t deserve it. I hope she gets a lot of therapy and learns to make better decisions in the future for the sake of her children. I feel like she publicly ends her engagement weeks before the wedding date then 6 months later says jk jk here’s the new…