He’s a guy with the desperation to have Hollywood types speak to him that Lindsay Lohan has with the likability of Stephen Colleti. I know it’s probably spelled wrong but I’m not looking up how to spell Stephen from Laguna Beach name

Jason Kennedy seemed like the guy who wasn’t picked by any fraternity but after they got turned down by the people they wanted to bid so they had slots open and the house needs x amounts of pledges to pay for the house so whatever here’s your bid.

Ooh! Thanks for the heads up on the gross peeling flakes stage. Now i’ll know to just ignore it or wash it inside out a couple times to get past that stage quicker

I got a new ll bean backpack my sophomore year of high school. I’m 5 years post grad and still using the same backpack. So just to add to the tears

I had a friend buy a tile saw then return it when his project was done. I yelled at him that they do fucking rentals for that you cheap piece of shit!

I know this is the wrong read of your comment but I’m kind of impressed by people who return everything. Like I will just keep an article of clothing until some arbitrary point is passed in my mind then I donate it to goodwill. So the people who feel such a hefty entitlement to get brand new replacements or get money…

Nikki got hit with an affair rumor when she was running for governor. It looks more like tired old bs being trotted our again with Nikki.

It’s brilliant because theres no food there and doing physical labor does make you hungry. But I hate it. I hate it so much. I don’t have the stones to be rude to children but man I really wanna be rude to those children.

I see them outside of grocery stores once in a blue moon. It’s pretty rare. But lowes and Home Depot? That’s like their home base for the entirety of popcorn season. And they’ve realized that people will just use the opposite entrance/exit to avoid them so they set up shop at both doors.

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who is offended by how expensive their popcorn is and the fact they are selling popcorn. The only place where you’re willing to buy marked up popcorn is the movie theater and sporting events. That’s it.

I wish I was joking about the $30 price tag too. My cousin is a Boy Scout and there’s kind of an assumption that my family is the first to hit up for fundraising because and I quote “they’re rich.” Sure all of us are comfortable enough to never have to worry if we can cover rent or our electricity bill but we are by…

I feel the exact same way about the Boy Scouts and their $30 popcorn. The Girl Scouts at least have something universally loved and it’s money people usually have stuffed in their pocket.

I have a dog and a cat. I didn’t mean to get a cat. Apparently taking care of someone’s cat for a few months while they move home and don’t want their mom to know they got a cat actually means you just got a cat and it’s going to take you a year to realize that you’re now a cat owner.

You just made the argument you are taking a baby on a plane which no one can defend. Get a dog. Puppies loving on babies is a viral video waiting to happen so just do it

7 dogs? That’s a lot of dogs. How do you even figure out which one is your favorite?

Yup. And I regret that my reaction was only to make eye contact with him until he walked away. I wish in the moment I could have found my voice to yell at him for being a fucking creep.

Projection: party of you.

What’s it like being a disgusting waste of a human being who has no value?

Oh my god. You think Walmart is a home improvement store. I’m going to pray for you to live a better life

Good luck. I’m super boring and have no fetishes. But rest assured, if I did, i’d keep it in the bedroom because my sexual proclivities belong there and not acting upon coworkers. I’m a professional unlike dbag there