If you go to the link it gives more context. It’s the fact he asked for a kiss for checking his fantasy football scores and then asked for a second longer kiss.

Dude. She killed someone. All those things you think she’s missing out on for the 15 years she’s being punished for killing someone....someone missed out on for life. It wasn’t a freak accident. It was her choices.

I am white and I am a feminist. I wholeheartedly believe white feminists need to get on board with intersectionality and also realize not everything directly applies to your life, your experiences, and not every thought you have on something tangentially close to the topic has to be said. It’s perfectly okay to read…

My mom has committed no crimes and I don’t speak to her. It’s really not that hard to cut a parent out of your life. Especially one that as you stated have no trust in. I’m saying it’s seriously fine you came to your decision. Now you need to find the same level of conviction to stand by your decision and stand in the…

It’s fine if you choose to have a complex relationship with someone who I’m assuming chose to violate someone. That’s your choice. I do take umbrage with the fact you’re trying to make this into its all grey and it’s fine to support people who have shown a lack of regard for other people and the impact they had/have…

I did the very scientific thing and googled little Sebastian to see how tall they are next to people. They are hip height. Knee high is too small now that I think about it. Like kind of terrifyingly too small

I saw Mark Sanford on msnbc yesterday and he was asked about it and he said he voted nay because he felt the bill had some overreaching language regarding federal reporting.

I’ve always imagined them knee height. I’m tall so I’m just gonna keep picturing them knee height. Unless you really wanna burst my bubble

Alright so let me alert you to the emotional support pig that got thrown off a flight. The other passengers “thought it was a duffle bag at first.” It’s such a bonkers story and I can’t decide if I love the peacock story or the pig story more

I feel the same way about eggs Benedict. Literally the only reason I’m at brunch is for an eggs benny. If you don’t have one, fuck you and I will never be back. If you have one and it’s a take on eggs benny, I will complain, I will whine, I’ll ask can I please just have a normal one. If you tell me that goat bacon is…

Jesus Christ. I can’t decide if this sudden tweeting from dipshit is a ploy or if he’s just waiting for the gorilla channel to buffer.

I think this is what’s gonna plauge me about how the fuck did we end up with this guy. If he’s done as much money laundering and general fraud as the public is aware of....why would you run for public office? If you know your children are just as fraud-y and criminal, especially your favorite child and the only one…

I accidentally watched Mom on fxx the other day. I would have cried meeting Allison Janney before that.

I love the west wing so much. Its why the 25th amendment is something we hope will save us

If you are pumping and there’s milk to be put in a bottle or formula can be made to put in a bottle, do the bottle. If you want some quality sleep time you have to let go of some things.

How does it seem pointless? Even Katy perry tried to humanize undocumented persons with her livestream.

I’m serious. If there is a bill you need paid or you (fake shock and horror) want anything, I’m paying.

I’ve donated $2000 at this point. I have a feeling by the end of the night it’s gonna be $2500

I’m deeply upset that you find ramen or rice as your defiant and solidarity position. Pell grants are for those whom ramen and rice are typically the only option because oh we don’t care about people who don’t buy cds or invest in the stock market.

That was the beginning of my anger. I literally (and I mean literally) want the shut down to go on for weeks. I know how terrible it would be and I’m coming from a extreme place of privilege because the shutdown won’t affect me and I’m not living paycheck to paycheck. But come on! Even poor racist assholes know that…