I’ve seen love it or list it. If all the electrical outlets have covers it should break the $2 millie mark

I’m more okay with the fact I know her mom doesn’t have a washing machine because I’ve seen her at a laundromat and a dry cleaner than I am with this person finding out who Meghan Markle is because porn hub searches have skyrocketed for her.

Your pathetic excuse of an ass is here because a woman decided to let it happen.

Let’s be honest with each other right now, your godfather committed using company property and there was ample proof of his illegal activity.

Wasn’t his compensation already paid in full when he got the under the desk button that turned his office into at best a masturbatorium and at worst a rape chamber?

I read it as the casting was so on the nose the people were just playing themselves. When I heard about the first Jeremy Piven story my reaction was yeah, that tracks. As opposed to if Tom Hanks was accused of improprieties my mouth would go full Rodger Rabbit and hit the floor and I would probably say “no! Really?…

There’s a Macgyver show?!?

As a white person I would attend one of these. I have the kind of face and I’m pretty sure that it’s because I make eye contact but I’m not sure that when I say “how are you doing?” I get a real and too real reply. Looking at you, Katherine at the gas station. All I wanted was to use my points to make gas 70 cents for…

The media apparently. The fact they came to town to cover a national story and they’re contacting people who know her and her husband is an attack. She also said that they’re printing things without even checking to see if it’s true. The subtext being that they aren’t asking her or her husband if it’s true and then…

I don’t think I’m prejudiced against surrogate births. Have one if like Kim pregnancy tends to be life threatening, have one if you just feel like it, or hell even if you just don’t want to deal with the body changes. I don’t care.

Let’s say that we can ignore that Kellyanne is a modern day and a real life Ursula for the sake of argument. I theoretically feel bad for her because she doesn’t have a single person in her life who can be completely honest with her and say “you are one spray tan away from being objectively busted.”

She has one eyelid is hooded and the other one is round and she clearly prefers the round eyelid shape so she insists on getting a Katy Perry eye look which emphasizes how badly she needs a Blake Lively look. If she tweeked the eyeshadow just a little she wouldn’t always look like a pirate who just got told a dirty…

Ben and Leslie make Jim and Pam look like dog food with ants crawling all over it.

You bring up some great points. I guess maybe hoonanny cover may be a better term for it. The hoonanny is the general privates region without having to get specific on what specific part it’s covering. This way it’s not just covering the vulva but also covering the pubis and as you mentioned the hair areas.

Man. All the badass that gif should have is ruined for me because her vag flap (I refuse to call that a skirt. It’s an impractical skort at best) is flapping. I don’t know why but it cracked me up.

And the public ain’t mad at the focus group tested move. In fact it’s pretty shrewd if it is a pr move. We’ll see if they cut ties sooner rather than later

Have you ever smelled a really nasty candle and then immediately turned to the person you’re with and said “smell this” then put candle inches from their nose? The answer probably yes. Same concept. You knew you were gonna do something offensive and against the social contract but you already decided it’s time to ruin…

Make an overarching comment about society at large when the story is this person did a really messed up thing that caused pain and trauma for real life people?

Until their nudie judy’s are in the mix. Then you gotta worry about revenge porn.

I’m sorry. I honestly tried to break it as gently as possible because it’s pretty rough news to break to someone. Apparently they’re aware that Henry missing from their bloat but they are doing okay with him being gone.