Oh, honey....

This made me cry. My boyfriend looked over at me and yelled “IS FIONA OKAY? ARE THOSE HAPPY TEARS OR SAD TEARS?! IS. FIONA. OKAY.”

My godmother owns 7 McDonald’s. Someone once told her she also owns a woman run small business then tried to sell her Avon and recruit her for her team. I’m not sure what pissed off my godmother more...that the woman compared selling Avon to her owning 7 McDonald’s or that the woman called her business small. You are…

Eek

I guess with the cost of personnel that makes sense? I know that personnel doesn’t equal anything near that amount but Lordy I’m hoping. My brother is a high ranking officer in the military so I should have some kind of reverence for the military but nope! Still wanna yell from the rooftops that FUCK THIS SHIT!

I did not know that he passed. That’s sad. I mean, it’s a scandal already so pile on, rest of the family!

Frank has a real hard on for Allison Mack but I feel like he gives the Segrams heiresses get a passing shrug from him. Did I just miss his scathing rants on them or did you get that feeling too? How has their dad not taken as much money away from him as much as possible? Or hired the best kidnap and deprogrammers…

I pick usernames based off things I see around me at the time. I built a wooden canoe and could see it at the time. I feel like that alone makes me a perfect fit for Canada.

It’s a subgroup of the cult. A cult within the cult.

Well, there’s the Frank Report. I got into a weird google hole a couple weeks ago. Frankreport.com is either completely groundbreaking and has the best sources or it’s completely bonkers and Frank needs a metal health intervention. He probably does either way.

Seriously? We pay an obscene amount of money for the military and this is what they do for us? What are we even paying for? The rapiest public danger to the American public by our own protestors? Shit. I’m out. Will Canada take me? I already have the most annoying parts of the Midwest accent.

The $20k thing gets me too. Even if you had a physical store location keeping $20k stock seems absurd. I don’t have a store or any experience with running one but it seems too much.

I think it’s breaks down to the trust factor. Do you trust that she’s the kind of person who would either disclose hey I have oral herpes before giving away a lipgloss? The fact she gave away the lipgloss instead of letting it rot away in her bathroom drawer makes me think she’s a trustworthy person who understands…

That podcast is a straight up joke when it comes to levity or any kind of seriousness so you probably need to see someone if the vocal fry (I’m a feminist but I also can comment on unlistenable level audio. Ask me about my feelings on this American life.) and general flitiness of the podcast can make you unable to…

I have a lucid dream more mornings than I don’t and I can tell you that lucid dreaming and sleep paralysis are completely different than a paranormal experience.

The only time I’ve ever had sleep paralysis is when I had my tv on wake up mode and law and order was on. Stabler was kicking in a door to save someone and unluckily that was my time to have sleep paralysis.

It isn’t my own personal victimization that is bumming me out so hard. It’s that I am completely realized in what happened to me and I have been working on it and I feel pretty at peace with it. And there are so many people who are just now realizing they experienced something so awful.

I call my congressmen so often that I start my message with “there’s no need to call me back, I’m just a constituent expressing my displeasure and disappointment with....” so I don’t need pointers on how to register my displeasure.

I feel awful saying this and I know it’s awful I’m even thinking it.

Alright I have a hyper specific solution for you. So you authorize with twitter and then the screen reverts back to options to log in screen. Refreshing or going to the homepage does nothing. But if you go to this page after authorizing the account, works every time.